It’s raining cats and dogs.
And you thought hail could be challenging…
Pick someone’s brain probably ranks quite high on psycho scale
“Well, fuck me runnin’.” would certainly be…logistically challenging.
“Dick me dead and bury me pregnant” would cause some interesting situations
No! I swear they LITERALLY asked for it!
He’s really getting under my skin. I think I will go over there and give him a piece of my mind.
Chaotic: Break a leg.
Bizarre: When life give you lemons…
…have a lemon party!
The full idiom of “speak of the devil and he doth appear” seems like it would be chaotic and bizarre.
Like, he would have just appeared for you.
Oh shit, and bow he’s here.
Keep your eyes peeled.
“Earworm”
Like, get it out, please.
Don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining.
Also, don’t blow smoke up my ass.
This question reminds me of an exercise my elementary school class did once. We were told to pick an idiom and draw it literally.
I don’t remember what I picked, but my friend drew her mom’s favorite saying, “You drive me up the wall!” I can still vividly see the drawing of a lady with her eyes bugging out, driving vertically up a living room wall.
You wouldn’t know ____ if it came up an bit you in the ass.
“I’m so hungry, I could eat the ass out of a low flying duck.” “Fuck me dead.”
- Australia
Might not be idioms, but they do put some weird images in to one’s mind.
Sataa kuin Esterin perseestä. (Finnish)
Rains as if it comes out from Eshter’s arse.
As it means really heavy rain, it would render things pretty chaotic.
Relevant xkcd (kind of)
If you couldn’t understand anything unless you were literally standing underneath it.
