As per title, what’s the best worst present I could buy for under 100 dollars?
Pennies. Individually wrapped.
Funny story, my uncle did something similar once as a gag gift for me and my siblings. He gave us each a wad of industrial shrink wrap (the kind used to wrap heavy machinery like boats for storage) with like $100 in coins inside. He had actually heat-gunned it to stick it all together. We had to spend the next day pulling it apart to get all the loonies and toonies out
Live insects. A quick amazon search indicates that you could buy 2,000 live crickets or 27,000 live ladybugs.
I start jumping off walls if I see a single roach. If I got a thousand roaches flying in my face I’d surely burn myself alive.
“This is fine.”
Glittery slime for their child. It’s the cruelest thing you can buy someone and probably costs closer to $10.
superglue the money to birthday card
Convert it all to pennies and give it to your friend that way.
a case of Jeppson’s Malört
a video of you burning that money
A video of Danny Devito burning that money would be even better
5x $20 lottery tickets. Most lottery tickets have a 1:3 - 1:5 win rate, so if you’re lucky enough he might win literally nothing. Nothing else on this list gives the friend hope. Hope unfulfilled is the definition of cruelty.
A dildo. So that he/she can go f**k himself/herself.
Deodorant
A glitter bomb?
A picture of the money.
What kind of a “friend” are you to ask this question??
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If the friend is Chinese or East Asian, buy a black picture frame with a black and white picture of them already mounted. Or buy them a set of knives. Or give them money in a white envelope.
