TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoGuinness wasn't proud of this one.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1308arrow-down115
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minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up92arrow-down1·3 months agoI only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
minus-squareBilly_fuccboi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up54·3 months agoI just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
minus-squareredlemace@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up44·3 months agoYet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
minus-squarehOrni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·3 months agoYou gotta at least wear eye protection.
minus-squarefinallymadeanaccount@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months ago“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
minus-squareanswersplease77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·3 months agothere gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
minus-squareAlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoFunky cheese, relevant username
I only feel sorry for the Guinness World Record judge
I just imagine them being very clinical about it. Just standing there with a clicker in one hand and a timer in the other.
Yet 48hrs before the ‘event’ at Guiness HQ
You gotta at least wear eye protection.
“Wait a minute, sir, I have to call my boss. Walter, do we count dry orgasms?”
there gotta be smell/texture/viscosity standards for the judges to know what counts
Imagine the smell 🤢
Pineappley?
Cummy
Funky cheese, relevant username