Subjectively speaking. Or maybe not.
Please try and resist the urge to say humans, I’m sure it crossed everyone’s mind
Bedbugs. Not friendly at all. Hard AF to get rid of.
I have not seen them up close, just watched the videos where they come out of the cracks in wood when someone waves hand body heat over them. Gross.
They deserve the way they mate.
Mosquitos. Fleas. Ticks. Parasitic worms. Anything that causes diseases.
See I resisted saying humans. But fr, humans are the freakin worst.
mosquitoes?
Parasitical worms. I’d like to say why, but just thinking about it already makes me shudder.
Wasps. And i hate it even more that there are so many people that call every insect with yellow a “bee” and then say they hate bees. No. You hate wasps. Bees are mostly chill af and care about the flowers around you, while the wasp wants to inspect your ear canal and follow you if you walk away from them.
Humans
Sorry, resistance is futile.
I’m glad no one said spiders, although they are scary they’re the best roommates
I vote for seagulls- your local beach assholes.
I’ve been chased and harassed by seagulls, not for giving them food, but for eating food in their presence. I once saw a seagull grab a water bottle out of some lady’s bag. I remember witnessing a gang of seagulls dismember a live crab in front of a group of children. And to this day, I refuse to talk about the Nilla Wafer Incident.
They’re bullies, thugs, thieves, and they know it and are proud of it. Fuck a seagull.
Growing up in coastal scandinavia, learning to hate seagulls isn’t part of one’s upbringing. It comes naturally after experiencing living nearby them.
I’m team seagulls until I hear more about this nilla incident
rocks back and forth sobbing
Seagulls seem cute in some circumstances but then act like they’re turned into insane zombies from all the human food they eat. Sea rats.
Look, everyone told you not to stroll on that beach.
I mean, the stray cat I hang out with does all these things, too
Bed bugs… and possibly roaches (only the species that infest homes).
If you ever had to deal with an infestation, you know the psychological damage it can give you. I’m sure it can give you PTSD as well.
Swans.
Was thinking recently, they must be one of the apex predators in britain given that they’re one of 3 animals which will actually attack a human
Probably Alan Price. His face is just so nyeeh, and I think he was the first one to leave the band.
Ticks. Because disease parasites.
Geese
I fucking HATE chickens. I have 26 and they are my least favorite animal by a mile. Stupid, smelly and often agressive.
I saw a post that had similar complaints and recommended ducks. If you’re keeping chickens for eggs, consider ducks
Have ducks…ready to muder the flock and get chickens for the same resons stated above. Doesn’t sound like much of an improvement.
Now I’m thinking of selling the lot and getting a bag of frozen chicken wings instead…
Ive got one, hes a real son of a bitch.
I thought you said Children and I was absolutely astounded at 26 😂
Do you own a farm or do you keep them in an allotment/garden?
I live on a small farm I operate as a side gig. It’s about an hour or two every day for the most part, some weeks it feels like a second full time job. I have the chickens, sheep, bee hives, pigs and one bitch ass duck. I also grow a small number of crops in season. Basically just a big garden.
They don’t seem to be aware they’re delicious with barbecue sauce.
Mosquitoes and it’s not even a debate.
Killed the most humans is a pretty strong qualifier
