Dear all of of the United Kingdom:
You do not get to make jokes about imperial vs metric measurements while still clinging to MPH nation wide. The rest of the world thinks you’re fucking stupid.
Further, the majority of the world walks and drives on the right. Figure it out.
Finally the 2nd floor of a building is floor 2. Not floor 1. This is not even up for debate, nobody agrees with the UK on this absurdity.
This has been a public service announcement.
Plus pints, weighing in stones and don’t forget about the Metric Martyrs
normally Europeans keep to the right
This clearly demonstrates that, should the United Kingdom ever re-apply for membership in the European Union, not only will it have to adopt the Euro and the metric system, but also switch to right-hand traffic. 🙃
