I’m confused. Do you mean that you’ve never accidentally farted or are you saying that we should all try to intentionally intensify our farts and own it?
Wisdom indeed!
* by accident
Thank’s
What if I accidentally fart on a porpoise? Will that work too?
In COMPLETELY unrelated news, I’m no longer allowed at the aquarium.
I don’t think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.
… not everyone regularly consumes as much fiber as a ‘greenbeanmachine’, lol.
That is actually rather profound and wise.
Nah, you can fart in your sleep, it’s not on purpose. Dead tired and super relaxed it can escape by accident
My uncle’s dead pastor’s name was Jack and he used to light candles for the fish in the tanks outside of Don Quihote in Akihabara for Easter while crowds clapped and sang Beatles songs to him
Know yourself well, and know the enemy well, and you need not fear the result of one hundred battles.
– Sun Tzu, not long after sharting.
