There was no initial explanation as to why the shell ended up in the man’s body, but local media speculated that it might have had something to do with his social life.
😂😂
tl;dr: he was walking with it and tripped, and his ass landed on it and it slipped in.
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This is the second time this week!
This is more than mildly interesting OP. You’re lost.
24 year old man with artillery in his rectum: “Ooo, how did that get there? I didn’t notice one going down when I was eating. I thought it was a bit uncomfortable when I tried to poop. Well thank you for sorting that out for me. I couldn’t kee… No, no, ok, I guess you’re right.”
Older, wiser, less desperately horny men: if it doesn’t have a flared base, or if there’s any possibility it could come apart or break, don’t put it in. Source: the internet.




