Hello there, human meat butcher, fetch me a flank of a former league of legends player that died after a diet of nothing but energy drinks and chicken tendies. Nono, this one isn’t pale enough. I want only your finest. Bring me muscles that have never been used.

There’d also be people who refuse to eat human meat and everyone else would make fun of them.

Well, someone was hungry in the shower!

What’s the quote about virgins from that vampire show? Something like: If you’re going to eat a sandwich, wouldn’t your prefer if no one had fucked it first?

This seems similar.

I would happily eat any of y’alls flesh for sustenance. I mean that. ❤️

I’m never showering with you.

“Meat with a first and last name tastes best!” - from Tender is the Flesh by Agustina Bazterrica

Not a book for most people, hell sometimes I wish I hadn’t read it. But if you want to get into a fiction book on the subject this one is pretty fucked up. It’ll probably live rent free in my head for the rest of my life…

A few other quotes that have stuck with me:

After all, since the world began, we’ve been eating each other. If not symbolically, then we’ve been literally gorging on each other. The Transition has enabled us to be less hypocritical.

I know that when I die somebody’s going to sell my flesh on the black market, one of my awful distant relatives. That’s why I smoke and drink, so I taste bitter and no one gets any pleasure out of my death.

No one can call them humans because that would mean giving them an identity. They call them product, or meat, or food.

They gave human meat the name “special meat.” Instead of just “meat,” now there’s “special tenderloin,” “special cutlets,” “special kidneys."

White meat and dark meat are already a thing.

Not exactly cannibalism but mummia (powdered mummies) was popular in Europe from the 12th to 19th century.

An obscenely crude platformer came out a couple years ago called Hell Pie, where you play as a demon chained to a cherub and you go to different “worlds” to get her ingredients to make a pie for Satan’s birthday.

One of the levels takes place in and around a giant restaurant that serves all the people of the world (meaning all the NPCs and other characters you’ve seen throughout the game) and they have a “mystery meat” that’s so delicious people can’t get enough. One of the side areas in the exterior of the building, is a small caged-in area on a flat metal surface, with tents and fire barrels and a bunch of naked humans who look like they’ve been in captivity for their entire lives. Like skin-and-bone, bug-eyes, all huddled together and acting like scared animals.

It was one of the few areas in the game that actually kinda fucked me up.

I already find it kind of weird when people talk about eating meat, especially ‘breasts’, but no one else seems to so maybe I’m weird.

only women’s meat

“Gamer Girl Bathwater” is about to have a dark twist… 👀

(hint: murder)

Now you’re giving me an idea to tweak dude bros by pointing out how they’re eagerly shoving male beef down their throats

I don’t love the second half of this post, it seems like bait to bring out the worst in people, but so far all of the comments seem to be keeping things civil and avoiding the bait.

Thanks all.