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I’m 60 years old, and I JUST now got “half past the monkey’s ass, according to his balls.”
The monkey’s balls are hanging down, pointing at the six. That’s “half past”.
My only defense is that it’s probably been 50 years since I thought about it, and ten-year-old me wasn’t too sharp.
That makes a lot more sense than the version we always heard, “half past a monkey’s ass, a quarter to his balls.” Kids are weird.
Any time is a good time to overthrow the government.
But right now is the best time.
About damn time.
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Wtf are you talking about? Irregular Galaxy Doods is a whole-ass webcomic!
Holy triteness, is it supposed to be a catalogue of the most basic takes and ancient quips out there?
