Dear Ambassador:
President Trump has asked that the following message, shared with Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre, be forwarded to your [named head of government/state]
“Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a “right of ownership” anyway? There are no written documents, it’s only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT”
Every day his stupidity surprises me more than the last.
The only correct response is “WE DON’T NEGOTIATE WITH PEDOPHILES”, then refuse all communications with the Trump regime. Narcissists are empowered with attention and recognition, so deny them both. Trump and the entire Republican Nazi party will never relinquish power, and will not be neutralised without violence. The Democrat parties majority are financed by the exact same criminally corrupt psychopath elite; they did not release the files either, to protect their wealthy pedophile donors. They are a controlled opposition who have consistently blocked or delayed legitimate progress whenever they’ve had full control.
The goal should be to implode America’s domestic economy ASAP so the average American suffers the consequences of their own ignorant imperial boomerang and, hopefully, does something about it; containing future violence within US borders. Isolate them and let them deal with the consequences while their cancerous influence is purged from our own economies and politics.
But… all our political classes are also oligarch-financed-bootlickers who grovel at the feet of capital, so they’ll continue to protect and defend nazis, pedophiles, psychopaths, narcissists, and authoritarianism, in general— allow their continued corporate-oligarch infiltration and corruption of our democracies — on behalf of their own greed and egomania in service to the almighty dollar.
I have zero doubt multiple EU members have copies of the files, and have known Trump is an intelligence-protected pedo for longer than he’s been politically relevant. Late stage capitalist oligarchy is one big club of unlimited greed and narcissism, and we ain’t in it.
Oh, he’s saying it’s THEIR FAULT he doesn’t want peace anymore?
and WE were the snowflakes who wanted a prize for everything
“DON’T MAKE ME HIT YOU!”
{smack}
“NOW LOOK WHAT YOU’VE MADE ME DO!”Have you won a Nobel? Neither have I- we both started 0 wars, and ended 0. (Score (0/0)
Henry Kissenger got his for negotiating the end of the Vietnam war- a war he had a part in begining and maintaining. Likewise with Arafat and Rabin’s 94 award for the Oslo accords- despite being partisans. (1/1) each, arguably more for kissenger, like 20/1
Well, DJ’s record proves it- hes ended 8+ wars! but as of the most recent award, had started 0, for a score of (0/8) And that didn’t get him a peace prize. Clearly the ONLY way to get a peace prize is to not only end wars, but to start wars so they can be ended.
This is an oversite on his part which he is seeking to rectify in both Venezuela and Greenland, and hes notifying the government of Norway to ensure future recognition
After all, from the committee’s perspective it makes sense; if too many people end wars they didnt start, eventually, we’ll run out of wars and then there will be no more wars for people to end, and the Nobel peace prize committee will be out of a job!
The fact that any person reads this letter and thinks: “Wow, he is such a good diplomat, I am glad this man is in charge!” deeply troubles me.
This is some third grader shit.
After the child rapist in chief is dead (hopefully, soon), does anyone in that shit country expect we take them seriously when they talk to the world after the complete shitshow Mango Hitler is doing?
I mean, this is something I expect from a toddler that has zero negotiation skills but not from the fucking president of a superpower.
If he was the president of a less armed country, the world would be laughing at him openly
Everyone who is not in a political position laughs at him openly.
just remember that its only week 3 of 2026 :)
Technically just shy of one year of this.
Aside from the horrible implications of this letter. Can we address his writing style? For a man who was educated at the insitutions he attended, he sure doesn’t show it. I know we are accustomed to reading his tweets, but Jesus Christ this is embarassing.
It appears he is just dictating letters to heads of state and not even having anyone give it a once over before slapping it on the white house letterhead and sending it.
These are the meandering thoughts of a lunatic.
I’d assume he “graduated” because of his father’s donations being tied to his graduation, not due to academic prowess
I’m convinced he only graduated because daddy gave the school a lot of money
He thinks he stopped 8 wars? Which 8 wars?
World War 3 to 10. He was going to start them but got distracted with an underage beauty pageant.
I assume he dreamt about starting 8 new wars but didn’t (or couldn’t or forgot) and thus they were ‘stopped’.
His latest addition to his list of wars “ended” is the two-year conflict between Israel and Hamas.
The other seven were between Israel and Iran, Pakistan and India, Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo, Thailand and Cambodia, Armenia and Azerbaijan, Egypt and Ethiopia, and Serbia and Kosovo.
Most of these were few day long conflicts. Egypt and Ethiopia were not in war, they had decate long disagreement about a damn, and USA helped to mediate it. By my understandment Trump was not even part of the mediation.
Also if these count then he should say he has ended 9 wars because the military situation in Venezuela ended in few hours.
Trump saying he stopped wars is like me saying i saved a childs live today when i decited to not kill them.
He takes credit for any skirmishes that subsided during his presidency even when he had nothing to do with them. And he hallucinates a few too.
He thinks he stopped 8 Wars PLUS!
Here’s an episode of the bbc podcast More or Less on it, though it was 7 at the time
Glancing over the rest of the comments, I don’t see somebody explicitly pointing out how we know Trump is full of shit and also dumb as shit in this letter.
First, he campaigned on “America First,” so he never felt an obligation to think “purely” of peace. It’s just a lie.
Second, he’s outright saying that he previously was giving the Nobel Prize committee an insane amount of control over American foreign policy because he wanted to be a Nobel Peace Prize. This is a dumb as shit thing to admit.
Third, is it Russia or China who we’re worried about taking over Greenland? Does Trump not understand that these are two different countries? Surely if he is working on some sort of intel, he’d specifically choose one of them to be worried about. I think this demonstrates that there’s no real intel about this, and he’s simply lying.
Fourth, why isn’t he waiting until Russia or China actually do something? If they actually did something militarily in Greenland, then America could swoop in and save the day. And then, he’d also have some actual reasoning behind statements that he could use to justify taking control of Greenland.
Also, NATO has done tons of stuff for the US. Why does America have the largest military budget in the world? It’s because America has chosen to maintain military presence all over the world. NATO has always supported American foreign policy.
Everything Trump is saying in this letter reeks of bullshit.
And norwegian government has no say in who gets the Nobel.
Well, sort of. Technically there are a few members of the legislature or chosen by the legislature on the Nobel committee
why isn’t he waiting until Russia or China actually do something?
The thing is, Russia already has done something. Trump has a mandate from the people to fuck up Russia militarily by arming Ukraine. Why he chooses to not do this, while making statements about Russia taking land, is maddening.
He’s the attacker.
He only sees power. This is him saying that only Russia and China are powerful to him. Everyone else he thinks he can bully. It is insane. If he was a good politician, he could actually have open dialogue with Denmark and work together to develop resource extraction or shipping routes. But Trump has no idea of how to work with people.
How does this guy even manage to put on his pants in the morning?
As most people who wear diapers, he has them put on by someone else.
That’s the pettiest shit I’ve ever read.
Keep expectations low, he’ll probably beat the pettiness within a few weeks. Just describing the current president of the US. If this was the 90s it’d be an SNL skit, in 2026 it’s just just accurate.
Quick someone tell him no other president in history has ever immolated themselves. We might get lucky.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/trump-letter-greenland-nobel-peace-b2903022.html
article in English, with full letter.
Thanks, had trouble finding a good English language source at the time I posted.
Fucking insanity as he tries to outdo himself in being fucking outrageous EVERY DAMN DAY to the point of not only pissing off everyone, but also giving others something to be entertained about… I can only imagine the laughter coming out of Kremlin.
Norway. The country which once managed to destroy a brand-new enemy battleship with guns and torpedoes never used in decades.
?? the Nobel prize is a Swedish prize? And he writes to a Norwegian politician about Greenland, belonging to Denmark? Did I get this right?
The peace prize is awarded by a Norwegian committee, the other prizes are awarded by Swedish committees.
Yes, but that’s the only thing that’s Norwegian, is it not?
I just don’t get why he cries to a Norwegian politician about it. He doesn’t have anything to do with it? Neither with the prize, nor with the committee and also not with Greenland.
My theory is that he doesn’t know the difference between Denmark and Norway
He probably thinks Scandinavia is a country, although that word might be a bit too big in general for him.
