Ha, I’m not falling for this one a third time.
I killed a circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996.
Do I just upvote this post if my answer is the same?
Asking for a friend.
I generally disagree with murder, but I’m terrified of clowns, so I’m super conflicted about this.
That is quite specific
That was YOU?
Thats odd. I once found a dead circus clown in a Wendy’s parking lot in 1996. I fucked the body.
You know, one time I also found a deceased man in clownish makeup in a Wendy’s parking lot in '96. Had his pants down. The strangest thing.
I had the strongest need to urinate, and I inexplicably pissed all over this dead clown.
I think about it constantly.
Schlatt?
That shouldn’t be a crime given how evil clowns are.
Nice try FBI
I’m terrified of heights. No one knows. I’m great at faking it.
Why don’t you tell people?
When I was a kid, when you told your fears, it was greeted with responses like, "that’s silly, you’ll get over it. Now get up that ladder and paint that wall. "
I see, that sucks. But maybe it’s worth trying opening up again with certain people. Not everybody is like that.
Not never, but at least for a few years (hopefully not my entire life): I’m transgender. 😞
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To whoever downvoted this, I hope you have a five day bout of constipation.
As a man who had this once I sorta hate you right now for reminding me about it but mostly I agree
Ok, downvoting, just because you told me I can’t
I downvoted for the cringe usage of emojis.
Sorry not sorry.
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When I was about 11 I found roadkill, put it in a mailbox close to my home, watched from the window, and laughed when the mailman screamed.
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I won’t tell anyone about that fart I shouldn’t have trusted
I’m into ABDL.
Yes it’s becoming more accepted but, I don’t think I could ever find a partner that enjoys it.
What’s that?
look it up
I like to breathe air.
Oh so we’re going to try and carry on the tradition of fishing for people’s dark secrets on here now too? Lame.
I’m not sure.
