Green flag
That’s honestly hilarious. I’d be laughing
That’s a goddamn keeper.
Some girl took that selfie and never imagined someone would caption it like this.
Wait, how is she holding the phone with both her arms down?
did you not hear about her prodigious buttcheeks? Follow the thread.
With her buttcheeks
Tripod & voice activation or whatever
What if she has a friend though? (Unlikely I know)
She’s a inadvertent goddamn rockstar
or AI… happy 0b11111101010!!!
Dude got suffocated by an anus.
Mine hasn’t ever suffocated someone, but it has cleared rooms before.
He’s been busy shopping for a ring
pussay Ftfy
Let’s get this tending y’all. 2026 resolution freebie right there. lmao
anyone else try to figure out the mechanics of the position as they’re reading a post like this
No mystery to people of culture who routinely study such acts in detail.
