I’m going to a cabaret show tonight and I wanted to get in costume. I tried to make some fake cigarettes but now I’m worried I’ll these will make me look like a perverted vampire. What’s the consensus team?
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… I don’t think anyone could mistake these for used tampons.
Maybe if they think you shove tampons up your urethra… and are of poor eyesight.
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There once was a vampire named Mabel
Whose periods were really quite stable
And every full moon
She would get a spoon
And drink herself under the tableEhhhh they’ll pass but I’d have used orange.
Mottled with gray
Bluntsjoints dipped in ketchup.Blunts aren’t white, joints are.
Whoops!
Too different a form factor to ever think they might be tampons to me
…I don’t mean to be rude but like have you seen a tampon before?
Absolutely nothing like a used tampon.
I like that these candy sticks commonly used to be sold as candy cigarettes, only for people to be outraged and so the companies changed them to generic “sticks,” just for you to go and dip the tip in red (they used to do the same, add more yellow to your red) reinventing candy cigarettes.
Ceci n’est pas une cigarette.
Well. Damn. I’ve got two of those packs in my curio cabinet, thought they were modern remakes. Nope. They clearly say “candy”, “cigarette” isn’t on the package and there are no red tips.
Think how hilariously awful it was that we kids used to “smoke” those things! Fuck it, eating one of my packs now.
Lol I used to love those things too.
Fake cigarettes.
Don’t be shy. Go as a perverted vampire with real tampons and fake blood. Own it.
A gold or yellow wash should salvage them.
A mottled tan “filter” at the other end will also make them more cigarette-like.
I agree with others, much too red
a little orange would make them more like cigarettes, just saying
I mean if you’re worried about it you can buy a ceramic one-hitter that looks close enough to a cigarette at 20 feet from any head shop for like $5.
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