• Punkie
    37•2 years ago
    • Panic at the Cisco

    I used to troll my roommate: I have a Multi-Band wireless access point, and I would name other networks stuff to mess with them. They are from Louisiana, and are very proud of their culinary roots. One day, they came back from a trip with the relatives, and brought home some boudin, which I cooked and served with rice. I thought it was sausage, but it’s a blend of pork cooked down with onions, peppers, seasonings, AND cooked rice, so serving it with rice was redundant, apparently. They got SO ANGRY, that to this day, I am not allowed to eat it in front of them, so I have been trolling them for “boudin with rice” everywhere I can. When they still lived with me, I changed the “ancillary network names” shit like, “Boudin with rice,” and “Mild crawfish with ketchup,” and “Campbell’s New England Gumbo” and a ton of other culinary “bastardizations” of authentic Louisiana cooking. So every time they were on their laptop, I’d hear a “… Boudin corn dog–OH MY GOD PUNKIE YOU BASTARD!!! AAUGH!!!”

  • Vaggumon
    30•2 years ago

    Had a neighbor that was a stripper, these were the three I remember her using.

    You Make Me Net

    Bits and Tits

    Hot WiFi In Your Area

  • @Zozano@lemmy.world
    27•2 years ago

    When the conspiracy theories about 5G causing covid started gaining traction, I named my 5Ghz connection “Virus Distribution Centre”

    • @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
      28•2 years ago

      There’s one in my building called ]Tower-COVID19[/invisible]

      The dangling right bracket at the beginning makes it so much funnier to me. It’s like someone fucked up some sort of SSID markup language and gave away the conspiracy.

  • @fubo@lemmy.world
    25•2 years ago

    We Can Hear You Having Sex

    We didn’t rent an apartment in that building after noticing that one. I figure the walls must be thin.

  • @WorldlyIntrospection@lemmy.world
    20•2 years ago

    When my wife (then girlfriend) was in in school, she moved in with a couple of female roommates. I set up their WiFi and called it “GirlsGoneWireless”