So, while in the Amazon I asked my guide how on earth and animal so slow was not hunted to extinction. His reply “they don’t taste very good”
Sloth and it’s not even close
Have you seen a sloth? they are SO CUTE
To be fair, they’re very good at not falling from trees.
They fall like every week! They’re just really good at surviving falls.
Relatable
sloth caption should actually be something like “I rely on consuming next to no energy and resources by moving very slowly”
Also harder to see for predators.
Realistically I’m a spider, but I’m rather envious of the sloth’s ability to poop only once a week
the monkey’s paw curls another finger
Apparently I’m a spider sloth hybrid
Spiders are the best animals.
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a spider.
Some websites might not like spiders on the internet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Web_spider
We must care for the spiderbros and spidersises.
Which animal embodies, “the concept of success is a capitalist mindset that keeps you buying things you don’t need and comparing yourself to others, which robs you of contentment and some happiness”?
That’s just wrong. The concept of success exists in many ideologies. It’s just the generally accepted (in capitalist states) definition of success that’s a problem.
It’s okay, you don’t have to be that animal, I was asking for myself.
Just take a look in the mirror?
Looks like my survival strategy is inspired from sloth’s.
