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ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

What's the first thing you'd do with a Star Trek holodeck?

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What's the first thing you'd do with a Star Trek holodeck?

ssillyssadass@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Computer, show me the warp core!

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    Well, it’ll probably involve tentacles, I can tell you that much.

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    Your mom.

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    9 hours ago

    Finding out where all the fluids would be going after ending the program?

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    14 hours ago

    i’d be getting my dick mad wet

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      I can imagine all of the AI pron, VR porn, and 3D rendered/video game porn would all combine so you can get freaky with anyone, and give them any personality you want.

      I would also think that any 3D Video game would be able to be made compatible with it, similar to VR.

      But porn would be there first.

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    Depends entirely on whether or not it has an incognito mode.

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      Forcing Geordi to look holodeck CCTV will cause PTSD on him.

      But maybe he’s even into it.

      spoiler

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    Seven Seven of Nines

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    Live my fantasy of being a star trek captain.

    And during my star trek fantasy, I’d visit the holodeck.

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    23 hours ago

    Read the manual.

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      This is the way.

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        Yeah, maybe run a safety calibration or clean the filters or something. Holodecks are dangerous.

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    After all the porny sex stuff?

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    Two chicks at the same time.

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      There is nothing in the world like having two girls sucking your dick at the same time. Three would probably be a hassle to keep up with, never done that.

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        With three, physical positioning starts to get really inconvenient unless you’re laying down, but then the view isn’t as good. And unless you’re packing like 9 inches, there’s not a whole lot of open real estate anyway.

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    Relive a random fun night with my college friends in a bar from 2003 that no longer exists.

    Miss you, old friends.

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      Is it the “random fun night”, “college friends”, “bar”, or 2003 that no longer exists?

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        The bar. Friends are alive and well but I drifted apart after a few career moves in and out of my country.

        Though technically based on our cells replicating and dying off the “us” from 20 years ago also no longer exist.

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          I see what side you land on for the ship of Theseus debate…

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    Head to Lordran

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    Remember when Bortus had the holodeck addiction?

    Kinda like that.

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    Disable safety protocols.

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      Then create a life or death scenario with an antagonist who is defined as being able to defeat me.

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      Man of culture

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