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unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago

if we all lived within close proximity of sock processing facilities we'd have fewer problems with socks

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if we all lived within close proximity of sock processing facilities we'd have fewer problems with socks

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 15 days ago
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    I think there’s a gas leak in this thread.

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      This is a friendly reminder to check your carbon monoxide detectors.

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      straight to a management position

      you are now responsible for sock facts

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    Maybe this is a dumb question but what does a sock processing facility do?

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      A sock processing facility facilitates the processing and handling of socks and sock related paraphernalia.

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      they darn socks. match up pairs of socks. endure industrial hazards underground.

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    the sock economic model does not account for labor needs. socks under this model will feel like they’re sliding down your foot, inside the shoe. investments may also be considered gambling.

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      have you considered pivoting away from socks towards mittens for feet?

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      I think you’re buying the wrong size socks.

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    I’ve seen the word ‘sock’ too many times.

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    I disagree, those bastards will find a way regardless.

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