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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
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- nottheonion@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/43970034
What the actual fuck.
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Okay - as of right now, I think there’s much more to this story that we haven’t been told and this is all damage control.
Like it wasn’t actually a carjacking at all, and instead, for instance, “Big Balls” tried to buy sex with one or the other or both of them, then when she/he/they not coincidentally refused, he went on a drunken racist tirade, so they kicked his ass.
This too would appeal to his mega supporters
Exactly what one would expect from a weird creep. Seems likely.
He also stole all of our personal information as part of a technofacist mysoginist child rapist oligarch coup to install a corporate dictatorship for the foreseeable future. I bet he got his ass kicked for being a entitled little douche
I hereby award you the “Royal Order of the Bonespurs!”
No balls.
Ladies and gentlemen, your 56th President…