No
Just wear em but then don’t be an asshole. Disarm people. And call out people that assume you’re an asshole and try to talk to you like you’re one of them.
My partner is bald (not by choice) and white (also not by choice) and he gets racist people assuming he’s racist all the time. Just call em out or make them feel weird if they say some fucked up shit to you.
Dam those are sick af
Honestly I might lmaaaooo
These wrap around sunglass wont make you look like a conservative dad. And for only $1,500, you too can not look like a conservative dad.
Yes, there are REALLY $1,500. A bargin if you ask me.

What the Leeloo’s suspenders are those?
These are, and Im dead serious here, $1500 Oakley’s.
You’re not allowed to wear those unless you shave your head and put on a jump suit.
Tbh if you were to wear those and a lab coat, shaved head and a mustache you’d be a very, very crazy scientist
You are so right, I forgot about the mustache. But its got to be something like a horseshoe or a really big handlebar. Muttonchops might work too.
Instead you can be a techno-authoritarian autocrat thats plans are constantly ruined by an annoying blue hedgehog
Rainbow colored wrap around sunglasses
Conservative dad with great fashion

Nope, what you seek is impossible
I got a pair of oakleys second hand with some bold colors and put purple lenses in them. Guideline being, if the conservative dads would think you’re dressing queer, you’re doing it right!
No idea about dads but I wear these and they are great. I lose them all the time and they’re cheap enough that I don’t mind, and they also provide some impact protection.
https://www.harborfreight.com/smoke-lens-safety-glasses-66822.html
how about some see through red ones that are too small for your head
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Oh hell yeah!
No.
I think this is more of a geographic problem than a fashion problem.
Real 🙃
I didn’t even know sunglasses did that. Remember that when you’re out in the real world you aren’t on social media. Go ahead and wear whatever you want.






