Ah, it’s that beautiful time of year again when my body violently rejects the very atmosphere itself due to all the pretty plants jizzing wildly and frantically into the air…

And let’s not forget those delicious ovaries! Sweet, juicy, engorged ovaries… Yum! 😋

Like many other species on this earth, they have a mechanism that helps them survive but humans decided it was a good reason to murder them and put their corpses on display.

ACHOO!

Fuck them polls in the air…

I throw my stamen in the air sometimes. Screamin’ AAYYOOO! This pollen’s ready to go!

Humans: imma wave my genitals in the air Also Humans: mmm fragrant

If y’all ain’t doing the first bit & people around you aren’t doing the second bit - you are doing it wrong.

That’s what she said!