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@abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days ago

Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair

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Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair

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@abobla@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 days ago
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Rather than using ChatGPT's image skills to create Studio Ghibli-style pictures, a Greek woman decided to experiment with the trend of AI tasseography – a form of...
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  • TrackinDaKraken
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    33•3 days ago

    My ex-wife used tarot cards to justify cheating on me, and then leaving me.

    I didn’t even know she had tarot cards.

  • @Jay222@lemm.ee
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    Removed by mod

  • Michael
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    This is about as psychotic as governments using AI to predict crimes.

  • @Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    Sure, it can’t count how many Rs are in strawberry, but it definitely for sure can predict future affairs in bean stew ingredients. /s

    • @gamer@lemm.ee
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      4•3 days ago

      can predict future affairs in bean stew ingredients.

      Ain’t nothing more refreshing than adding some coffee grounds to your bean stew

  • @rational_lib@lemmy.world
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    12•3 days ago

    It seems that the woman has a penchant for believing mystical guidance. “A few years ago, she visited an astrologer and it took a whole year for her to accept that none of it was real,” the husband said.

    That should’ve been the first clue. I can date someone who engages in fantasy for a bit, but if they never come back to reality then just put the relationship down humanely.

  • @Darjuz@feddit.it
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    The guy didn’t lose anything. He will found someone better.

  • Eager Eagle
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    241•5 days ago

    good for him

    • @Buffalox@lemmy.world
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      122•5 days ago

      Absolutely, either this story is made up, or that woman is insane.

      • @InvertedParallax@lemm.ee
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        …

        I mean, have you never met religious people before??!!

        “If you ever masturbate, my imaginary friend will set you on fire forever!”

        • @zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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          1•3 days ago

          You can just say “Christian”, you know.

          • @InvertedParallax@lemm.ee
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            2•3 days ago

            Not unique to Christians.

            Lot of imaginary sadists out there.

            • @zarkanian@sh.itjust.works
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              1•3 days ago

              Such as?

    • @expatriado@lemmy.world
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      54•5 days ago

      when my crazy ex left me, in retrospect, she made me a favor

    • @Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de
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      16•4 days ago

      Bad for the kids…

      “I laughed it off as nonsense,” he said. “But she didn’t. She told me to leave, informed our kids about the divorce, and the next thing I knew, I was getting a call from her lawyer.”

      • @Stamau123@lemmy.world
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        9•3 days ago

        Seems like an easy custody battle but hey you never know

        • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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          Easy for a man to get custody of the kids? What world do you live in?

          My friend’s ex repeatedly crashed her car while drunk with their daughter in the car and he had to fight a pretty much non-stop court battle for over a decade to maintain his 50%.

          • @Stamau123@lemmy.world
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            that why I said you never know

            basically the same for me and my sisters with our parents. Dad in the army and mom is robbing walmarts to pay for crack. Hmm, mom gets summer custody it is!

  • @angrystego@lemmy.world
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    39•4 days ago

    Good for him.

  • @Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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    4•3 days ago

    This why I stay away from astrology girls.

  • @fritobugger2017@lemmy.world
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    45•4 days ago

    I wonder if modern stupid is funnier than ancient stupid

    • @AidsKitty@lemmy.world
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      8•4 days ago

      Some things never change.

  • 74 183.84
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    I mean at this point, shame on him for marrying someone like that to begin with

    • @explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      64•4 days ago

      The person you love can slowly deteriorate before your eyes.

  • @Agent641@lemmy.world
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    30•5 days ago

    Technomancy

    • @el_bhm@lemm.ee
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      Shadowrun is now, old man

      • @intensely_human@lemm.ee
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        2•3 days ago

        Shadowrun is old now, man

  • @Treczoks@lemmy.world
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    29•5 days ago

    I admire the creativity of idiots. They come up with fresh stupid ideas each and every day.

  • @Charlxmagne@lemmy.world
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    2•3 days ago

    Well it technically did, only due to the fact he had an absolute idiot wife.

  • Lovable Sidekick
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    2•3 days ago

    Honey, how about a nice hot cup of Minority Report?

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