Nunchucks and a drafting pencil.
Anxiety and depression
Lol beat me to it
A pillow and my phone
Can of beer and a bowling ball
Not a toilet?
Obviously you’re not a golfer.
Nice marmot.
A can of beer and a beer kozie. If that counts as one, gimme another can of beer.
Weed vape and this bad boy
I legit want to use that for home defense.
Tears and toilet paper.
the accessories don’t matter, they’ll change every 3 months. the figure will not.
Should come with an unopened box of prescribed ritalin, maybe?
Maybe, but it’s unwilling to take a piss test to get them.
My action figure is 3d printed and included are STL files to print your own damn accessories.
A capybara and one of those guitars that’s, like, double guitars? Y’know?
A manual in an alien language and a “no refund” sticker
don’t forget your towel
Half of an ortholinear split keyboard and a trackball that’s missing the ball.
Action keyboard and action mouse.
i would like to upgrade to the Power Glove™ pls
A pair of drift skates, with an interchangeable pair of crutches.
a lever action rifle and a bass guitar
Autism and depression
Like small characters standing on each shoulder, maybe riding your back in labeled t shirts?