As a machinist a lathe is the first thing that comes to mind, you get some clothing or even a rope caught in the wrong place and it’ll eat you alive
I could bore him to death with Teams meetings.
Client feedback.
I’m imagining the villain putting a gun to his head because of a one-star review.
Beating a villian through cyberbullying would be one of the funnier ways to win
That’s the gist of what we’re doing to Elon these days. In case you weren’t aware, read up on how his PoE livestream went.
What is PoE
Usually: Power over Ethernet
In this context: Path of ExileWas that one the “she never loved you and you will die alone” one?
That too. The entire stream was flooded with trolls. And some of them really struck a nerve. I don’t remember the exact words, but I’m sure “You can be as successful as you want, but your insecurities will never go away. That’s why you will always feel alone. It will never get better.” …hit home.
Ya I just haven’t seen it in a movie yet
I hope it’ll be in a documentary one day.
I wanna see this venture bros episode
Marketing strategy powerpoints
I work at a tool store and often fantasize about a zombie apocalypse or something starting while I’m at work. Should fit this situation, so let’s go! If it happens in… Aisle 1: dual wielding a drill and heatgun Aisle 2: dual wielding circular saw and angle grinder Aisle 3: put on safety goggles, strangle them with AirTool hoses Aisle 4: dual wielding air nailers! Aisle 5: giant wrench Aisle 6: screwdriver to the face Aisle 7: steel automotive jack handles Aisle 8: wench snare traps everywhere Aisle 9: pickaxe Aisle 10: generator fumes Aisle 11: tumbling tower of tires Back wall: hammers!
Almost like that weapons museum in one of the john wick movies
Lock that fucker in the burnout oven and see how long they exist at 800°F (~426°C)
A germy child that sneezes on its face. Teaching is a constant state of protecting yourself from biological warfare.
The autopsy saw. It’s a gleaming monstrosity of stainless steel designed to part human flesh like Moses parted the red sea. You can stack zombies as deep as you want, the saw won’t even slow down. The only thing that will stop it is the length of the mechanical arm it hangs from, because it’s unfortunately too heavy for most people to lift.
An industrial wood chipper (used in saw mills). The disc is 5’ 6", holds 6 x 18" knives and can chip an 8’ x 15" diametre log in about 1 to 2 seconds.
It is deadly as they come.
I have a stack of planer blades at home and even turned one into a rough machete
I commute, so train?
I work at a bowling alley with a bar, so there’s quite a few ways.
- Hit them with a bowling ball.
- Beat them with a bumper stick.
- Make a Molotov cocktail.
- Use the knives in the kitchen to stab them.
Stage engineer: Fly system.
Thanks for this. It led me to a super interesting Wikipedia article on it.
I’m an auto mechanic, honestly like 80% of the things I touch every day could kill most things if applied properly.
Thinking about reach and convenience from my toolbox, I’m thinking the 5’ steel prybar (effectively a 10 lb baseball bat with a sharp tip) or the cv axle I took out earlier. Honorable mention to one of a variety of possible chemical attacks or just straight up dropping a car on it.
Lock them in the server room for a few days, maybe hypothermia?
Recently retired from a place that makes rocket engines, and there’s just so much. Start with a rocket engine itself - the combustion gasses are like 3300 C (6000 F) with more than 400,000 lb of thrust. But there’s a lot associated. We dealt with lots of liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen. We have a giant braze oven that we can put a whole rocket nozzle into. It’s quite an arsenal.
Probably busbar running at 6 to 10,000 amps. DC power.
