I would read this series. I can’t wait until he throws his mouse out to fight a snakE. Or when he tries to keep a snapping turtle in his pocket.
The plot of Pokemon is the kid bounding down the stairs the morning he turns 10 and announcing that he’s going to do all of those things and the mom is just like, “Fine. Please call sometimes.”
Then his single mom starts spends an inordinate amount of time hanging out with the Pokémon professor…
If Red/Ash’s mom married Professor Oak, would he call Blue/Gary (Oak’s grandson) his stepson? Stepdad? And would Giovanni (Blue’s father) be his stepfather? Stepson?
And why does Game Freak refuse to answer my emails?
Bow chica wow wow…
The show, yes. The game is more like the comic.
Stole the plot of Earthbound I see.
Does he call? Asking for a concerned mom.
Pretty sure you can call her to leave some money with her to prevent going broke when getting wiped in battles. In some of the games at least.
Sometimes
Um, an electric rat
Pika Pika!
Or if you link up with your mom’s PhD boyfriend, you have a choice between a lizard someone set on fire, a different lizard with a fungal infection, or a regular ass turtle.
Uh, it’s not a lizard with a fungal infection, it’s clearly a frog/plant symbiote. Gosh
their whole economy is built upon rat fighting tho
Also friendship!
… Also your Mom is banging the guy who gave her the rat.
Isn’t the plot that he is in a coma and dreaming all of it? 😌
That’s why Pikachu is electricity based, he represents all the stuff plugged into the unconscious boy in the hospital
No, that’s just a fringe fan theory
kid’s dream though.
Only doing it if I get to periodically boot the queeniest corporate flaks into orbit
Forgot this comic, thought it was about ratshaker
This would be funnier without the last panel
Could the punch line be any lazier?
