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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 12 days ago

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 12 days ago
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  • @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    25•12 days ago

    That’s all I taste when I eat eggs, and I can’t eat them. It turns my stomach.

  • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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    18•12 days ago

    There is an awesome recipe that starts by roadting some garlic with a shredded tomato, then you can add some salty cheese or not and then add the scrambled eggs, don’t overdo it, tastes amazing

    • idunnololz
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      1•11 days ago

      That sounds similar to the OG chinese classic: Tomato and Egg. You literally dice a tomato, stir fry a bit to soften it then scramble an egg in the same pan. Salt and you are done. There are many many minor variations including adding sugar or msg. Topping with scallions or even adding ketchup, sesame oil or pepper.

      • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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        3•10 days ago

        If you’re going to add tomato and sugar you might as well just do ketchup from the start.

      • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        2•11 days ago

        I got it from here https://youtube.com/shorts/hFoKVR243Jw

        Apparently it’s greek, but really almost all food is just a minor variation away from something else

  • @SRo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    7•11 days ago

    What’s the joke?

    • "no" bananaOP
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      6•11 days ago

      Joke? This is a shitpost, not a joke.

    • @DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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      3•10 days ago

      Making you ask what the joke/original is, and what Edward Cullen might have been eating that would change its taste partway through in a way he enjoys.

  • iloveFBI
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    5•12 days ago

    dash of turmeric, paprika, salt, pepper, garlic. if youre scrambling and find the texture boring, try scrambling in the pan as it cooks, or holding the heat to one side of the pan while tilting and then pulling back the cooked layers to leave the inside moist

  • @dingus@lemmy.world
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    3•12 days ago

    I’m reminded of this classic from MadTV:

    https://youtu.be/v2biwF6PfSc

  • @Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz
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    3•12 days ago

    Same for pork.

    • @x4740N@lemm.ee
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      6•12 days ago

      That’s just badly done pork then

      People who complain that foods taste like shit are probably shit at cooking it

  • console.log(bathing_in_bismuth)
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    2•10 days ago

    Scramjet Eggs

  • @Ibaudia@lemmy.world
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    2•12 days ago

    Just fry them in a pan with butter and add Cajun seasoning, eat on toast. Good toast, not sandwich bread. Literally unbeatable.

  • @omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    10 days ago

    Put Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp on your eggs, you’re welcome

    Edit: also try puting it on everything else

    • @TheLoneMinon@lemm.ee
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      2•10 days ago

      It’s wild you says this because my wife discovered this stuff about a month ago and it’s now literally on everything. Can vouch, it’s amazing.

  • @recarsion@discuss.tchncs.de
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    -5•11 days ago

    Eggs are only good boiled, not fried or scrambled, I will die on that hill

    • @chiliedogg@lemmy.world
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      5•11 days ago

      I’ll be the one storming it.

    • @Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2•11 days ago

      Absolute worst opinion of the century. Best eggs are poached duh

      • @xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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        2•10 days ago

        Even worse.

        All of them are great and I often cannot decide how to cook them for a snack

    • @Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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      Eggs properly prepared and eaten immediately are excellent even if fried or scrambled. But I upvoted you anyway since your preference in no way affects my own.

    • @vaionko@sopuli.xyz
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      1•9 days ago

      I hope you’re prepared to die then

    • @ComicalMayhem@lemmy.world
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      1•11 days ago

      post this in unpopular opinions

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