What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
The trick is to press the button just as you start talking. With good timing, you can get stuck in the speaking animation long enough to make it through the fadeout and cutscene. Your character should then emerge unscathed on the other side of the barrier.
It’s guerrilla, not gorilla.
“What does THIS button do?”
Bomb voyage.
Monsieur Incroyable!
This is it.
Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast
What a guy.
Stoke me a clipper, I’ll be back for christmas
Stroke me a flipper, I’ll be back for Hanukkah.
Stone me a stripper, I’ll be back for Ramadan
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Along those lines, I was thinking “Oh no, not again.”
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
“Remember me as… as a guy… but like a really humble guy… because even though what I’m doing is great and makes me better than you… I am not…”
explodes into orange juice
… Sorry, you failed your perception check as well.
As you pull out the ‘bomb’…
You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.
Honestly I think this one is a winner.
Just have to pull this BOMB!
Hahahah!
Yippie kayak, other buckets
Nine-nine!!
It had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.
I wasn’t expecting to be sad in this thread but there it is. “I am the very model of a scientist Salarian…”
“As a language model, I’m unable to produce a badass quote.”
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!
I’ve hidden a treasure somewhere on this planet.
You want my treasure? You can have it!
I left everything gathered in one place.
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