Hemorrhoids have entered the chat
Eat more fiber. And stop pushing so hard when you poop.
And never leave.
I’ve never understood reading on the toilet, or nowadays playing on a phone. I sit down, shit, wipe, I’m gone. The whole process takes me like 2 minutes and I don’t go in there til I’m ready. Seems like there are much more comfortable places to read. Am I some kind of mutant with a lucky metabolism? I just don’t get that whole concept.
A lot of folk treat toilet as their sanctum. You are alone in there. Nobody is gonna bother you, it’s just you and your thoughts. You can take a breather, let out a good, long shit and allow yourself to become calmer. When ready, go out to face the world again.
Tmi.
When I got old, my prostate woke up and even a normal movement is pain. When I get constipated I am screaming to the gods. Sadly I don’t get to meme :(
How do you mean ‘woke up’?
It has started spasming and the doctors so far don’t know why.
The proctologist delved too greedily and too deep
This hits so hard at this exact moment
