not only did i just find out that girls DO fart, but also that they do it TWICE!!!
Second grade. New girl sits next to me her first day, leans in and whispers “I’m not like other girls. You haven’t met one like me.” My thoughts: “I’m the white kid in the black neighborhood, you’re not going to be the first black girl I know.” Nope… “I’ve never farted. I don’t do that.”
Definitely had farts that bubbled up through the sack. Parting testis on a hot day like Moses and the red sea
This right here is one of life’s quiet treasures
Yes, this one right here, Satan
I have once warmed my balls.
Spoken by someone who will never be able to shit and ejaculate simultaneously
That’s not a gender limitation.
You’ve somehow figured out a way to disappoint my eyes. I didn’t know my eyes had feeling until I read this comment. Thanks, I guess in a weird way.
I have questions but I already know that the answers will only raise more questions
See, now I’m curious about your questions
Douglas Adams was right; sometimes the question is more important than the answer.
The answers were the questions we made along the way.
Guys, cross your legs and fart in a pool?
And this, this is how you make a shart 👍💩
hahahha that’s true. It is weirdly satisfying when they travel forward. But it only happens with silent ones.
Am I the only one that feels very grossed out by it? I truly hate it and then I worry I’ll get an infection or something. (I shart more than most adults I think)
oh god no hahaha I never shart because I have IBS and I don’t fart outside of the bathroom if Im not 100% sure it’s just a fart hahahah
Everyone’s forgetting the existence of queefs here - which does mean that one has the ability to expel gas from both holes simultaneously. Sounds like starting a lawnmower.
I bet if they do it hard enough they can lift off a lil bit.
I’m not upset. Just…this seems so unnecessarily extra. I’m glad they enjoy their fart-queef I guess?
I don’t begrudge them for it. If men could double fart we would probably do it proudly and publicly.
Double pipe classic, 2025 edition
