• @melsaskca@lemmy.ca
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    43 hours ago

    Most people: “If the world explodes everyone will die!”. Musk: “If the world explodes I will die!”.

  • @Donebrach@lemmy.world
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    85 hours ago

    Can we deport this asshole to some random prison already and/or use the big droppy-sharp-thingy? So sick of hearing about him and knowing he’s freely traipsing around the world unhindered.

  • @prinzmegahertz@lemm.ee
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    168 hours ago

    Elon musk is the modern Icarus - he wears the wings someone else invented, does not know how to wield them properly, flies too close to the sun and dies crashing. Except, it’s not only wings, it’s a fucking airplane and we are all along for the ride.

  • @kreskin@lemmy.world
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    138 hours ago

    Wonder why he’d be pondering America being destroyed. I thought his team was making everything better for the US.

  • @Mac@mander.xyz
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    14 hours ago

    Seeing a billionaire complain about shit like this is so fucking funny.
    Bro could have fucked off with his money and done literally whatever he wanted for the rest of his life and instead gets bullied by normies and cries about it online.

    There is nothing i could do to be as pathetic and as much of a fucking loser as this guy. hahahahahaha

  • @ramble81@lemm.ee
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    1312 hours ago

    Why do I have a feeling he meant to say “If Tesla goes down, America will go with it”

  • @DoubleDongle@lemmy.world
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    1513 hours ago

    Then whyyyyy did he work so damn hard to sink us? Fucking idiot. No matter what happens, even if I hear about it in a Salvadoran labor prison, if he kills himself, it’ll be a good day.