• @leadore@lemmy.world
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    713 hours ago

    My next toot will be drafted on a blank Libre page with no AI checking anything.

    I have bad news for you. It’s in your OS, there is no space safe from surveillance in Windows. That said, LibreOffice is a pretty heavy and complex application compared to notepad. I’m sure they can find a much lighter and simpler text editor to use as a replacement.

  • @MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca
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    1117 hours ago

    I liked notepad for it’s simplicity.

    Even notepad++ was way more complex than notepad ever was.

    It literally just used ASCII (or similar) characters to a file. You can’t open anything other than text on it, it won’t allow you to attach pictures, graphs, videos or even links. You need to type out the damned URL in its entirety.

    N++ is great for what it is, but notepad, aside from it’s simplicity, was also great because it was everywhere.

    Windows 11 started the down fall of my favorite simple text editor when they introduced… tabs.

    I hate that. I close notepad, and then open it again and… Why is all this shit still here!!!

    Get fucked Microsoft.

  • @Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    520 hours ago

    I never really thought about just how personal Notepad is for me. Even the Notes app on my phone. I wouldn’t want anyone to look through any of it. I write some embarrassing shit. Pointless backstories for my video game protagonists when they don’t already have one. Drafts for important upcoming conversations. You name it. Get the fuck out of my space. Fortunately I’m still using Notepad++, but I’m sure Microsoft will slide its dick into that too, eventually.

  • @BaroqueBobby@lemmy.world
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    523 hours ago

    Feeling the same, and currently in process of dumbing down my tech and decoupling from major tech platforms. They really got us by the balls.

    Long live open source!

  • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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    This is a pretty random Notepad story, but: in 1999 I was doing web development for Internet Explorer 6 (yes, I know) using Classic ASP and Visual Basic (5 or 6? I can’t be bothered to look shit like that up). Probably my most important debugging tool was the “View Source” menu option in IE6, which would bring up the raw HTML of whatever page I was working on in Notepad. One day the “View Source” option just stopped working, completely. Clicking that menu wouldn’t do anything at all; I tried everything I could think of but just couldn’t fix the problem. For six months I was basically coding blind - I had no way of directly seeing the HTML my code was producing.

    Somehow I managed to still get my work done. Then one day I stumbled across an obscure forum post that said “View Source” in IE6 would not work if you had a shortcut to Notepad on your Desktop. I of course had a shortcut to Notepad on my Desktop since I kept everything on my desktop (yes, I know). I renamed my shortcut to “NotepadX” and suddenly “View Source” in IE6 started working again. Possibly the happiest day of my programming life. I played around with it and found that it didn’t have to actually be a shortcut to Notepad - it could be a shortcut to any program or file, but if it happened to be named “Notepad” it would block View Source from working.

    I would give anything to find out where this particular bug came from. It’s really bothered the shit out of me for the past 26 years. I don’t see how it could ever happen accidentally, so I have to assume that some MS programmer somewhere really hated people with shortcuts to commonly-used programs on their Desktop and decided to punish them.

    • @H4CK3RN4M3D4N63R570RM@lemmy.ca
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      42 days ago

      I love that story. Thanks for sharing. What a crazy bug. Maybe IE6 was integrating with windows in some weird way? I almost want to fire up a VM and see if I can replicate it. Think you can remember which version of windows it was?

    • @milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee
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      21 day ago

      Wow! Thank you for sharing; what an weird bug! Perhaps some ancient code to make use of notepad for view source if available, then the available function got changed, for other reasons, to if on desktop, then a different version of notepad broke the chain of borked code?

      • @ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        51 day ago

        Well, IE6 did open Notepad to show source by default, but it makes no sense why a shortcut to Notepad just existing on the Desktop would prevent that. Especially when it didn’t even have to be a real shortcut to Notepad.

        • @postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
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          101 day ago

          Probably tried to execute Notepad.lnk, because Desktop came before /system in the path, and however they were calling it did not resolve the link before executing - and that meant a hang, silent error, or no op

  • @Netux@lemmy.world
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    118 hours ago

    A more notepad similar program instead of Libre stuff (for windows folk) https://www.editpadlite.com/en.html

    If you can find the original editpad floating out on the net, it’s notepad without the file size limit, ancient shareware. The pro version is pretty sweet too, one of very few pieces of software I’ve paid for out of pocket.

    • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      421 hours ago

      I think in general you can also just expect that any OS, techy or not, ships with a basic, lightweight text editor. The fact that Windows seems to want to change that is an anti-feature for the entire OS.

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          41 day ago

          Not if you don’t use windows, or if you want a more modern looking and less busy interface, or integration with what I consider the best git GUI. I used to use N++ long ago, but after trying ST I realized it just feels clunky.

  • @Poop@lemmy.ca
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    302 days ago

    I mourn Notepad as well, but Notepad++ is great and it hasn’t smeared shit on itself yet.

    • @dubyakay@lemmy.ca
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      223 hours ago

      Notepad++ does way more out of the box. I’m saying this as someone who has used npp for over a decade and been using Kate since last September since indefinitely switching to Linux.

  • Rose
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    402 days ago

    Notepad had one job. Operate on a damn text file. Operate on the damn text files I choose.

    I knew it was going down the drain when I reopened Notepad and it opened the files that were previously open. No. Don’t do that. That’s overly helpful. You were only supposed to operate on the damn files I chose. These files I’m about to work with aren’t necessarily the files I previously worked on. If I want this functionality I might as well open it in vscode.

    I’m, like, screw it, might as well keep Emacs running if I need random temporary text editing.

    • @dogs0n@sh.itjust.works
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      132 days ago

      Personally I find that feature (including tabs in general) very helpful and is something i’d expect from a text editor in the 20th century.

      Just my opinion. To each their own, but just wanted to share that it might also be many others’ opinion too.

      • @wabasso@lemmy.ca
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        223 hours ago

        I think I’d be able to agree with you if new notepad didn’t take a noticeable time to load. It used to be the 2nd fastest thing I could launch, after the Run dialog itself.

      • @antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        31 day ago

        Gotta agree here with you. Yeah theoretically maybe someone really just needs a text editor with absolutely no additional convenient features (maybe the older versions of Notepad allowing different fonts and word wrap was too much for someone as well?). But this is such an objective improvement in 95% of usecases it’s kind of ridiculous to complain about it.

      • Lv_InSaNe_vL
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        42 days ago

        I like how the tabs save when I close notepad. Its super helpful when I just need to jot down some quick notes or a serial number or something.

        And I’m really dumb so I often close my notepad window before I’m done and this feature has saved me numerous times.

        I don’t have copilot in my notepad tho. Which is good.

      • Captain Aggravated
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        21 day ago

        In the 20th century I’d expect something that can open, edit and save plaintext files. But we’re 1/4th of the way into the 21st century.

        I find I have two uses for a plaintext editor: plaintext, and computer script. I don’t like using rich text editors like Word for writing notes and such because the formatting options just get in the way; plaintext lets me “just write.” And for this, there’s very little automation that will be helpful.

        In the Linux ecosystem, plaintext editors are all trying so hard to be IDEs. They’ll close parentheses or quotes or whatever for you, and if you’re doing something like 15" to mean fifteen inches you’ll get two, you’ll hit backspace and it’ll take both away…it doesn’t help.

        If I’m programming anything of any size I’m going to open an IDE, probably because I’m working within some ecosystem. If I’m writing a couple lines of Bash I’ll probably use Vim. So I’d rather tune my plaintext editor to write actual .txt files, as prose.

    • @SavageCreation@lemmy.world
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      42 days ago

      I hate it when my technology tries to be smart. Be predictable, you piece of junk. I dont need my laptop to sleep when I shut the lid because all that foes is stop it from shutting down. And opening it doesnt need to turn it on ffs. I blame company policy.

      I miss when things were simple, predictable, and you could simply work around them.

  • oni ᓚᘏᗢ
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    782 days ago

    AI sure killed the motto KISS. Copilot for notepad is literally using a nuclear reactor to light a single bulb.

          • @mhague@lemmy.world
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            I wonder, why is ‘literally’ so special?

            Someone steps out into unexpectedly cold weather and says, “It’s freezing out here.” But it’s not below freezing.

            Someone that hasn’t eaten all day takes a bite and says, “I was starving, this is the best burger I’ve ever tasted!” They weren’t really starving, and they probably didn’t just rank every burger they’ve eaten.

            We exaggerate and/or use words incorrectly for the effect so often, people are constantly using words “incorrectly” but then they say, “I’m literally dead right now.” and dictionaries change their definitions and people point out semantics. It’s like literally is figuratively magic.

            • @Cryophilia@lemmy.world
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              I think “literally” should be an exception because it’s the only word to clarify when we’re not speaking figuratively. It’s like making your safe word “fuck me harder”.

            • @FrChazzz@lemm.ee
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              112 days ago

              It’s almost like language is radically democratic and words only mean what we largely agree they mean, with fluctuating cases based on particular contexts.

            • @theblips@lemm.ee
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              52 days ago

              Yeah, somehow “literally” is the only word in a figure of speech that cannot be part of the figure at all! They are so smart for pointing that out

      • @theblips@lemm.ee
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        42 days ago

        The use of “literally” is part of the figure of speech you’re pedantically referring to. Saying “figuratively” would be redundant, as everyone knows Copilot is not a nuclear reactor, and also declaring that you are using a figure of speech “weakens” it (like /s for sarcasm). By saying “literally” they are saying “wow, this fits so well that this isn’t even a metaphor anymore”.
        If you want to correct everyone for saying literally instead of figuratively, correct every teenager saying “I’m actually dying rn 😂” with “ackshually you’re not ACTUALLY dying, as I can see you are still alive typing tips fedora

      • oni ᓚᘏᗢ
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        12 days ago

        I do apologize for using exaggerated words to beautify my sentences, tostiman, sir.

    • @TORFdot0@lemmy.world
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      82 days ago

      The new moto is “keep giving me money stupid”

      How wasting billions on AI accomplishes that goal, I don’t know but I’m sticking with FOSS apps and platforms just to be safe