You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can’t be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.
What would be your farttone?
Some of my ideas Owen Wilson’s “Wow”. The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.
Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. “No judgement”, I say while judging you…
Windows 3.11 startup fanfare
- Ahhhh-oooooo-ga!
- turkey call
- the Star Trek door swish
- windchimes
I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.
I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.
You goddamn beautiful lunatic!
The Super Mario warp pipe noise.
Icq “ah ohhhhh”
Goat scream
Lol love it!
The Price is Right “you lost” trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I’d fart to replace it.
Amazing!!
The “prrr” sound from Perry the Platypus
Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?
Windows 95 “Ta-Da”
Excellent question and one frankly I’ve been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.
The Law & Order “dun dun” sound
Whatever the brown note is.
I feel like that would just sound like a fart
It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.
True enough
The Price is Right sad tone.
Bells tolling, Undertaker style
Orchestral music that fits whatever the current mood is.
