Google says “send a gift”. I assume it means a sacrifice. I’d like to nominate some mandatory volunteers.
The sinister
sixfive:Trump, Putin, Orban, Netanjahu, bin Salman
Pretty sure everyone here can think of a sixth.
That little shit Caillou
I like the idea, but it’s called a sacrifice. I think we’re supposed to choose people who will actually be missed.
We can still send those as souvenir though.
Trump was missed though, remember? He turned his head.
Since we have already thought the thought about the spiders, it is now impossible to stop them.
We only learned about the energy spiders three years ago. There’s literally not enough time to do anything about it other than hope they’re chill.
I don’t know why we’d want to
Ah yes, the bad ending.
Intergalactic spider-powered electromagnetic tentacled advertising droids!
Simple. Just brush the spider off the telescope’s aperture.
