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“I keep hitting my head on that low cabinet.”
“Maybe you should try fucking.”
Apple encourages fowl language
Dad?
I saw someone fucking under a bridge to avoid the rain today
Nah still checks out. Fucking in the rain seems interesting but you get cold quick and water makes for a terrible lubricant.
My phone is really good at replacing ducking with fucking but the one time i actually want to use ducking it won’t let me and I gotta fix it like 3 times.
Ducking and dodging all night!
I’m ducking out of this thread before it gets nasty
I don’t use autocorrect (only autosuggest) but when I did, in the dictionary, I autocorrected all the curse words to match up fuck=fuck, shit=shit, ass=ass, etc. If you still use autocorrect, you might want to do this if you curse a lot.
He’s ducking the real issue here.
iPhone Voicemail Transcriptions aren’t always accurate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdhC6xTbwTs
What were you doing as the arcing rope of hot bonobo jizzum was spiralling toward you from between the bars of the zoo enclosure?
Ducking, as in to duck or reduce height. To reduce the height of the audio levels.
