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Alright mister
Should have tariffed him better
Apparently the penguin wanted a say in whether or not it was being deported
– FOR THE GREENLAND, MOTHERFUCKERS!
– We’re not Americans. It’s Africa…
– AGAINST THE APARTHEID, MOTHERFUCKERS!
– We don’t have apartheid anymore…
– JUST FUCK YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!See, penguins were never meant to fly
The penguin, which had been placed in the box and on the lap of a passenger, slid off and knocked the pilot’s controls just after take-off from **Bird Island **
take-off from **Bird Island **
So was it Kowalski, Rico, Skipper, or Private?
I’m going to be a pedant, and point out it was an unsecured box, with a penguin in it, which knocked the controls.
Weird way to say the on-board computer is Linux based, but ok. Link to the CVE?
(CVE-2016-5195)
Yeah but would the box have slipped without the penguin in it? We need more penguin box experiments I think.
Could this be a Schroedinger’s penguin situation?
“Ooh, look, a button!”
“Huh? Private, don’t!!!”
Is it bad that my immediate thought was “Is the penguin okay?”
If it is bad, I don’t wanna be good. Poor penguin
And Grounded Linux was born on this day
THIS is why america tariffed them!
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Feathers mcgraw strikes again
