• @BigBenis@lemmy.world
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    55 days ago

    I hope it’s not retroactive because I’d probably be fucked by the countless terms and conditions I’ve mindlessly accepted.

    • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      24 days ago

      I would like to imagine that it goes off the rules in some books about power imbalances. So the more power or authority an entity has on you the more they are bound, but also the opposite meaning the less you are bound.

      Meaning if they break a contract their entire institution crumbles or something, and if you break it then maybe you lose a dollar in the vending machine or something.

  • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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    85 days ago

    You’re still going to get issues because of misunderstandings and loopholes.

    “I vow that my hot dogs will be All Beef.”

    All Beef is a brand name, the vow doesn’t mean what most of the customers think it means.

    As for laws, what does it mean that laws are bound by magic? Are you bound to a law you didn’t agree to follow? Are you bound to laws you never knew existed? What happens if you make a promise to do something that is actually illegal? How does the magic resolve that?

  • @andrewta@lemmy.world
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    96 days ago

    Since a lot of contracts are wrote so lopsided, someone is really getting screwed. Since there’s no way out.

  • @Freshparsnip@lemm.ee
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    75 days ago

    Good, the president of the Untied States would have to obey the law

    People would be more careful about signing terms of service

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedOP
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      65 days ago

      People would be more careful about signing terms of service

      Oops, accidentally clicked “I agree” to Disney’s TOS. Now I’m bound to offer my first-born child as a sacrifice 💀

  • @KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee
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    56 days ago

    Oversold flights wouldn’t happen as often.

    People wouldn’t bail on restaurant reservations at the last minute.

    I would have to learn very quickly not to overpromise/overcommit myself 🙃

    • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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      25 days ago

      Why would oversold flights happen less often? The contract wouldn’t even have to change. The contract is that they’ll fly you from A to B, but maybe not in the plane that you expected.

      • @KittenBiscuits@lemm.ee
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        15 days ago

        They are supposed to fly you from A to B on a given day at a given time. If they mess that up, they’re supposed to make alternate accommodations. The current trend of intentionally overselling flights and then having to force bump a passenger because no one took the bait money is what I would like to see be not ever a thing companies try to get away with.

        • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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          15 days ago

          They are supposed to fly you from A to B on a given day at a given time.

          Sure… but you’re not buying a guarantee that will happen. If you want to buy a first-class ticket, you’re paying for the privilege of not being bumped. If you’re buying an economy-class ticket you’re getting a discount because you’re not guaranteed a seat.

          having to force bump a passenger because no one took the bait money is what I would like to see be not ever a thing companies try to get away with.

          If you did that most planes would end up flying with a minimum of 10% of the seats empty. As a result, passengers would have to pay significantly more for their tickets.

          With the current setup, the airlines oversell every plane, but most of the time everyone still gets a seat. The airlines know that roughly 5-10% of the passengers never make it to the gate and claim their seat. Some people change their mind at the last minute. Some miscalculate traffic. Some are on connecting flights that get delayed.

          It’s pretty rare that an airline has to bump passengers, and they hate it when they have to do it. It screws with their whole schedule and eats into their profits. But, having to occasionally do that is worth it for them because they get to run many more flights at 98% capacity or something, rather than 90% or even 80%.

    • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedOP
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      25 days ago

      The magic compels you to fullfill your oaths. If you try to resist the magic, you die of a brain aneurysm that’s uncurable by any doctor.