My fantasy is to just grow old until the point where I know my health can’t be helped any more and I just plan my own exit.
My thought is to just wander into the wilderness, preferably in the winter, go to a place as far away from anyone as possible in the thickest wildest forest I can get to … tell no one what I did or where I went and then just lie down and go to sleep.
Chances are though … I’ll probably just end up in a home not knowing my name
Heroin OD on some remote overlook in Yellowstone. I know it might be rough on somebody eventually, but that would be the place.
Boooooring. I’m gonna do a fuck load of PCP and die in combat from the chef at waffle house.
I like your style but I don’t know if even a Waffle House cook could take a guy going all beserker on dust.
One ticket to the cheapest way to dispose of a human carcass please! But flaming boat would be a good plan B, it’s true.
The cheapest way is free: volunteer to be an organ donor!
As far as I’m aware, it’s not illegal to conduct a Viking funeral, as long as it won’t interfer with shipping.
Probably wouldn’t hurt to tell the coast guard prior to the event…
In my state, it’s completely legal as long as you inform the fire marshall (?) beforehand. Apparently for many others as well
Can I get the viking funeral, but skip the boat to reduce costs? Just chuck me into the sea and fire arrows at me untill I sink.
Use me for parts. Donate me to a school, use whatever organs are usable, then bury the rest somewhere it can be good fertilizer. Or burn it. I won’t be here to complain 🤷🏿♀️
Nah, I want that anime coffin, better yet, put a gundam on the side of the boat and light me up!
I’ve already got a nice hole dug in the backyard for the family to roll me into.
Doesn’t that create prions?
