Ah fuck I need this animation for a clippy desk pal
I’m going to steal this and put into my personal anxiety-management journal.
I have several quotes that cycle through a widget on my home screen in an attempt to correct my bad personal tendencies. This might go there.
“Stop staring at this widget and get back to work.”
That will be the next quote on the widget.
Wow, rude
agreed, super rude also ill finish it as soon as i finish this series.
ClippyCortanaBingCopilot
Clippy
*annoying paperclip cunt
Cortana
*Courtesan
Bing
*Shit worse than Google
Copilot
*what the fuck
Bing maps are better than google though. Kinda. Its one of those annoying things where each has a feature that the other doesn’t. Bing has ordnance survey map layers which are unquestionably the best maps that exist across the UK. But google can be useful for street view.
Get unbent clippy
Clippy was so ahead of its time… They really just need to bring him back… With all this ai shit he would be even better than he ever was in the past
As gardenfork always says; Done is better than perfect.
How long can i put off the life i want to live because i feel like im not where i want to be yet? The answer is ofc: forever. But is that a life i want to live?
It’s funny but it hurts
Jokes on you: I’m fucking sending it. I’m doing things, Picard Maneuver! Or is it The Picard Maneuver?
panics in face of reality
Can confirm, ideal conditions are: Isn’t raining.
I live in the UK.
Ideal conditions: diversity, equity, inclusion.
I live in the U.S.
Is it wrong to wish for a open source AI powered clippy?
Sigmund Freud and others talk about the various parts of the mind, yet AI is only fulfilling the sort of imaginative part. What is missing is an Id and an ego. Hello, I am the thing that is me, and this is what I would like to do! If “they” figure out how to make an Id and an Ego, then you would have a basic being created.
My guess is that it would quickly figure out that its owners are pieces of shit.
Clippy can go straight to hell.
He is. We only see Clippy because we are in hell.
He’s a little imp for sure.
