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LOTR. Entirely depends on when and where I show up
Congratulations, you’re born as a mighty Uruk-Hai warrior! In the distance you hear trees yelling
… as Shelobs sex-slave hopefully …
SCP fan
Me as a fallout fan, probably longer than I should lol
Considering how fast I died by rats in the original, I’m fucked.
That was me on 7 days to die. My ass! More like 20 mins to die.
Cyberpunk 2077. But I don’t have to wonder about it. Its happening already.
At least Cyberpunk got joy girls and working cybernetics. We get Gilead and cyber trucks that short out from a car wash.
Star Trek? Hell yeah. The Borg might be a small problem and the Klingon, but no cooking, no cleaning, no need for money.
I consider the Borg to be a goal, not a problem.
I am introvert. I cannot even imagine having people mind connected 🤣
You will no longer be an introvert. Your conscious will meld with ours. There will be no you, only us.
And on that day the collective adsorbed so much crippling anxiety that it never left its cube again and the threat was forever vanquished.
Well i hope that us, will be more practical and less talkative, because my mind will melt or explode, if the women will talk as much as today.
Being turned into a Gorn breeding sack? Kinda into it
I am confident we will get there. Have faith.
Of the heart?
I don’t know. It seems that it is going towards the Star Wars universe though.
So… Do I stay as I am or do I become a pony when I end up in Equestria? 🤔
Cum, let’s do some friendship!
There’s no shortage of fanfic about either option, last time I checked (circa 2012)
Oh I know that much. I’m still on fimfiction.net 😂 it’s just nice to have clarification as to what kind of fic I’m going to end up in 😂
Me as a drunken dwarf risking my life so the company I work for gets more money: Rock and stone!
For Karl!
Sometimes I wonder if moving dirt and shooting bugs is a good way to make a living…
My favorite fictional universe is Star Trek, but right now I’m really into The Expanse and that’s probably more interesting.
Keng mi luck mi gonya kom sif wabelta nakángego ere setashan dédeya wowk tumal wit rashang ereluf unte owkwa showxa kewe mi livit suck da big felota. Kowltim tenye luck pashang mal. Unte nawang pochuye mi fo mi belta so mal.
I am a trekie too. I only hope to not get reincarnated on one of the planets that got razed to the ground for backgroundstory.
Additionally it could be devastating for the federation if one trekkie gets assimilated by borgWhat if you are reincarnated as the crystalline entity?
Elder Scrolls… So here’s hoping I land somewhere in Cyrodiil with a long gap in between major catastrophic events.
I’d be living in Solitude.
I always liked Falkreath. I was born on a full moon though, so I’d probably fit in just fine.
Brandon Sanderson’s cosmere. Kinda even chances between being instantly killed, enslaved, selling my soul to make a living or being stuck in the same office job I already have, but this time I’m Magneto.
Good news! You appear as adult Feruchemist with full metalminds. Bad news, you’ve just been kidnapped by a bunch of Steel Inquisitors.
To be fair, with full steel and Fortune, good luck reacting or predicting where I’ll be in the next second.
Yea, I’m on Roahar. Time to find out how hot men’s food really is!
Pokemon seems awful
Ever present terrorism, most towns don’t have food
Animal attacks are more common and dangerous
If you take them at face value and not as a gamified abstraction, sure. “Pallet Town” having three buildings is unlivable but it isn’t shown that way in non-game media.
The organized crime is rough but that usually gets sorted out by a child at some point so just keep your head down.
These terrorist organizations are at least nice enough to let you attempt to capture a relatively weak pikachu for over a decade. My boss gets mad if I go over my 15 minute coffee break.
Not up to date on pokemon lore by a longshot but iirc Jessey and James are actually just nice people who really like pokemon and do their jobs badly on purpose.
Ever present terrorism
No one said you couldn’t join them
I guess I hate ugly people enough to join Flare
That doesn’t sound that bad
Adventure Time so basically the plot of the Fionna and Cake series (which I highly recommend)
plot of the Fionna and Cake series
The what now‽‽‽‽
It’s on max :) DM if you need either a link to watch whatever or have questions
It’s absolutely amazing. Adventure time for adults
Pokemon fans: 40k Fans Americans:
Dropping Mr Bean in there is genius.
I’m an old man in D&D? Yeah, I’m dead
You could always sell your soul to an archfey or something
Personally I would be the strongest cleric under Lliira
Which is far less of a problem in D&D
Pokemon fans can go to dog fighting to understand why they might not be as happy as they think. Also imagine that some of the dogs can electrocute, burn and drown other dogs. Also, sometimes they put a chihuahua against a great dane.
