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@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

like 10 times better than the morning stretch

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like 10 times better than the morning stretch

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@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works to memes@lemmy.world • 2 months ago
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  • @NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    58•2 months ago

    “Ah yea right ther- FUCK TOO FAR TOO FAR”

  • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    Especially so with this one.

    However there are quite some torture techniques that ‘oh fuck, you better not make me cum’ my would-be torturer shouldn’t “call my bluff” on … or should actually, idk.

    • @Lunar_Voyager@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

    • @itsnotits@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      you’d* better not

      • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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        Oh, you better do!!

        But also - really? “You’d” would be correct?
        Wouldn’t that shift everything and so also required a “shouldn’t have called” later on?
        (And also was I, or both of us actually, not sure if they have already made me cum?)

  • @CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Actually, there is. I had stretcher treatment for my back as a teenager, it was wonderful (especially combined with heat lamp and TENS treatment. Dangit, that’s pure relaxation afterwards).

    • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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      I suspect you would have missed out on some aspects of that during medieval torture.

  • @Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world
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    10•2 months ago

    After a long day of work I often desire to be stretched on the rack ala Lurch in the Addams Family.

  • @AllToRuleThemOne@lemmy.world
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    9•2 months ago

    I too am over 30.

  • @Rooty@lemmy.world
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    That rack looks ineffective as shit, there is no ratchet so the torturers have to maintain tension by standing on the bars. Hope they don’t slip and get a taste of the pain.

  • @SanPe_@lemmy.world
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    5•2 months ago

    My god 🤣

  • @TemplaerDude@lemm.ee
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    2•2 months ago

    Did they actually use this one, looks a wee bit uncomfortable.

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