If you are 75% good, your counterpart will be 75% evil.
If you are 99% good, your counterpart will be 99% evil.
What do you do if you meet your evil counterpart?
I tell him “Nice goatee, bro.”
Stuff.
Butt stuff.
I’m only 20% good, so they’re 80% good. Murder them and take their stuff. It should be easy, stupid goody two-shoes.
I can fix her.
I just realized there was never an evil twin episode in Buffy.
The Wish (s03e09) and Doppelgangland (s03e16) are pretty close.
I’m pretty sure I’m 55% evil so he would be 45% he and thus the good one.
I’d probably take a car to our mum’s. Kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
Some guy pops out blabbing something about being the good version of me and I continue eating my sandwich
They make themself a sandwich with what you have left, eat it, and leave. You get a Venmo payment for the cost of a loaf of bread and sandwich ingredients later.
Truly, the good version.
Good me definitely also understands how important sandwiches (and sandwich precursors) are to us so that tracks
Hope we collapse into a self contained black hole
Ask him to help me with my look. Villains always have the best fashion sense.
Find common ground and go out for Thai food.
suck his dick for sure
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My evil self would’ve already completed her villain arc in which all of her art would be Pikmin fanart, except it’s actually Breaking Bad memes in varying degrees of subtlety.
So I’d become her sidekick and do the same. I regularly pretend to fight myself in the mirror so that I can get really good at fighting with any and all potential clones of myself, so on the off-chance she wants to try and fight me, I have the experience.
i ask them what happened to have things turn out like that
if they are the same person as me, and simply decided to pick the most hateful way forward each time a choice was presented to them - i’d probably turn around and try to never think of them again. Because at least for others i can understand how life could’ve pushed them towards the wrong path. But for myself i know that good choices were always an option, so my evil alternate self would have to consciously act out of spite and hate every time
Kill him. There can be only one.
Oh God, I believe that makes me the evil one. What do I do?
Killing villains doesn’t make you evil. Unless you were already evil which would make your counterpart good, and killing them is just in your horrible nature.
Can we swap places? I’ll gladly let him live in the worst timeline.
Come out to the coast, we ll get together, have a few laughs…
