• @Rusty@lemmy.ca
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      363 months ago

      Yes, Putin invaded Ukraine on the premise that people need protection from Ukrainian government.

    • @merc@sh.itjust.works
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      That’s an insult to Putin.

      Putin is at least like a clever bully. Trump is more like a toddler holding an uzi.

  • @Bublboi@lemmy.ca
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    533 months ago

    So it’s a protection racket. Gotcha. Brought to you by the Captured States of America.

    • Kichae
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      133 months ago

      Trump has been LARPing as a mob boss his entire adult life. This makes sense.

    • lost_faith
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      So it’s a protection racket. Gotcha. Brought to you by the Captured States The Peoples Republic of America.

      FTFY

  • @arockinyourshoe@lemmy.world
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    423 months ago

    Why is it every time I hear this shitstain-tan asshole go on about taking my country, all I can think of is the British of 1812 burning down the White House and a passing thought of “hang on now…”

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      So if you go to Washington,
      Its buildings clean and nice

      EDIT: Seriously, though, the last time a fascist regime had their capital burned it only made the fascists stronger. You can use the imagery of a burning White House to keep yourself motivated while you participate in the boycott of American products and services and engage in other activities to help the Canadian economy weather the upcoming storm, but actually trying to burn the place would just make things worse.

      This should go without saying but this is Lemmy, after all.

  • @psvrh@lemmy.ca
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    How far off of “We have to liberate Americans in Canada from tyrannical French-Canadian rule” are we?

    • @BCsven@lemmy.ca
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      133 months ago

      Trump next week: We need to invade Canada…they need help…they are forced to learn languages there, things they buy have a language on it nobody can learn… Its terrible

  • CodexArcanum
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    273 months ago

    The United States will happily supply all the weapons our oldest ally, Canada, needs for this battle of survival against the tyrannical forces of the United States. Will you be paying with cash, credit, layaway, or mineral rights to all your natural resources?

  • Hemingways_Shotgun
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    263 months ago

    Replace “Canada” with Sudetenland, and it’s almost literally the same quote used by Hitler…

  • Nik282000
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    If that stupid kid hadn’t flinched we wouldn’t be in the universe where Kirk and Spock go back and find a Nazi America.

  • JokeDeity
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    It just occurred to me that all the major world powers want to absorb everything else around them because we’re actually just living in 1984 and this is the beginning of Oceania, Eurasia and Eastasia.

  • AnimalsDream
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    93 months ago

    I am pretty close to the Canada border, and every day is bringing new curve balls that make it harder to tell if it would be safer to stay or go. 🙀

    • Sunshine (she/her)OP
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      I mean it varies on the areas, safety from fascist takeovers is ranked from lowest to highest: blue states < Canada < Europe < Australia.

      I don’t think Donald Trump would launch an invasion until after the election at the soonest as he is waiting to see if the republican friendly Pierre Poilievre gets elected with a majority government. I hope our fellow voters can see past the Canadian parallel of Viktor Yanukovych.

          • @nettle@mander.xyz
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            Sorry for the late reply and thanks for the question,

            The Australian 2024 national defence strategy says this: “Our Alliance with the US remains fundamental to Australia’s national security. We will continue to deepen and expand our defence engagement with the US, including by pursuing greater scientific, technological and industrial cooperation, as well as enhancing our cooperation under force posture initiatives”

            US has these military facilities in Australia (and more secret ones):

            “Australian Defence Satellite Communications Station – located near Kojarena 30 km east of Geraldton, Western Australia. Other U.S. bases in Australia are present and this list does not include ADF bases with U.S. access. The U.S. military has access to many ADF training areas, northern Australian RAAF airfields, port facilities in Darwin, Fremantle, Stirling naval base in Perth, and the airfield on the Cocos Islands in the Indian Ocean.” Wikipedia

            US also has a Rotational U.S. Army, Navy Presence where they bring their submarines and provide financial benefits to many military services they can use (RAAF bases and the assisting in manufacturing of missiles and other weapons). There are 2500 US marines on permanent rotation

            According to US gov “The United States is Australia’s defense goods and services partner of choice” and “The U.S. has over $27 billion in active government-to-government sales cases with Australia” most of Australias military equipment comes from the US including their nuclear submarines

            Also most aggregiously

            “As documented by CIA whistleblower Christopher John Boyce and several authors, including John Pilger,[7][4][6] as well as some Australian politicians,[8] the CIA allegedly backed Governor-General and representative of Queen Elizabeth II in Australia, Kerr, to dismiss Whitlam, due to Whitlam’s perceived left-wing policies[3] including Australian withdrawal from the Vietnam War, as well as his views on Australian sovereignty.[3] His conflict with the CIA is alleged[3] to have come to a head when he discovered several CIA-led operations occurring in Australia and overseas conducted by ASIO and ASIS, leading him to threaten cancellation of the lease on the Pine Gap facility, ending the US-led (nominally joint) operation, which was integral to the CIA’s signals interception operations in the southern hemisphere”

            "In a statement to parliament on 3 April 1974, Whitlam said: “The Australian government takes the attitude that there should not be foreign military bases, stations, installations in Australia.”

            He was then sacked and replaced by a more agreeing pm by the CIA Wikipedia

            There are also numerous traid agreements that leads to Australia relying on US for a lot of its financial security (though it relies on China and Japan as well). And also many Australian companys are US owned/funded

            This is all the research I have time to do but there are many, many more examples of American interference and control.

            Edit: also America controls most of Australian media including News Corp Australia (owns most newspapers and News Corp is also the controlling shareholder of Foxtel and it owns Sky News in Australia. And much more)

            also the American controlled ABC is the most visited site In Australia. And controls a lot of other media

            https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/how-much-influence-does-the-murdoch-media-have-in-australia-20201015-p565dk.html

      • AnimalsDream
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        33 months ago

        Interesting, why do you think blue states - oh. I was reading that backwards. I’m in a blue state. 😬

  • @wirebeads@lemmy.ca
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    43 months ago

    Who do we need protection from? The only nation that’s openly threatening Canada’s sovereignty is the one claiming we need their protection from.