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I can fix her
From day 1. You’re all bots
Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you
Dead internet theory strikes again
Hey, that hurt my simulated feelings
Joined 1 year ago. 0 posts. >500 comments. Surely a real human! /s
Hey I got this message, we are going to be going on a date soon. I just need to help her with some financials first, but I don’t see it as an issue.
I am the horny lonely single in your area.
i got the same message a few hours ago
Lol, same
I even saw that account commenting on one of my posts, reported it and got removed
Oh Dann I got this same message but it got deleted before I checked my inbox. I guess the instance mods are on point.
I thought she was just lonely and extremely awkward.
She is, and you’re the only person who can fix it, message now!
Sorry, I fell in love with you and couldn’t hold back so I made an alt to DM you
I had forgotten those were a thing ever since I got off Tinder. Luckily I’ve always been too cynical to believe unsolicited messages from women lol
Like ants at a picnic
DUDE I GOT THIS TOO😭😭
They seem indomitable and I generally hate being on the losing side, so… Hey, it’s me. The sex person with the sex. F/18/under your floorboards. Stick your debit card through the slats for good, fun sex or else
Do you promise you won’t put a charge on my credit card if I send it down to you?
I got the same obvious spam. Not sure how to report profiles.
Report the DM. These go to both instance admins involved (sender’s and recipient’s instances)
“So, uh… I heard you like shitposts” licks thumb and slicks back eyebrow
Hmm… you know lady, I’m kind of a big deal in the comments.
I got DM’d too!! Lessgoooo
