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The airline pilot?!?
You may be thinking of Bam Ding Ow.
Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
I’d go with something that has a little more class than most of the suggestions here. Something with a certain ring to it. Like… Biggus Dickus
What’s so funny about ‘Biggus Dickus’?
I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called ‘Biggus Dickus’.
My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I’m a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
Chode Loadington
And I, Load Chodington, will be your arch nemesis and steal all your roles.
Standard rules. Middle name and the street you grew up on.
Alan Woodbine.
Jared 832N County. Sexy
Francisco 22…
Al Dente: the perfect balance between soft and hard.
I would go through LinkedIn and pick a person at random, use their name with the exact same spelling and any alphabet soup they have behind their name
Jerry Thompson, Esq Mary Kowalski, F.A.C.S. Dr. Alan Carter, DDS, FACP
These are all fake btw. I mean they may not be but if they are it’s genuinely a coincidence. That would be so weird
Nice Cockbra
George Washington Lemon Fresca
Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that
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Dru Peacock
Dragon Dong
Dragon Ballz D
Silky Johnson
