You’re lucky – an overhead cubby and 3 drawers. Plenty of places to hide booze.
Gen X in their 20s: “Fuck these soulless cubicles.”
Gen X in their 40s: “We’re the boss now. Kill the cubicles. Open floor plan.”
Millennials in their 20s: “Fuck this distracting open floor plan.”
Millennials in their 40s: “I’m the boss now. Kill the open floor plan. Cubicles.
Holy shit I would take this over an open floor plan any day. I dream of having my own quasi-isolated space.
Yeah honestly cubes were hell, but still nothing compared to an open office. Especially a well lit ““vibrant”” one.
Good for socialising. Absolute shit for actually working.
“Thomas Anderson?”
“Yeah, that’s me…”
Follow the white rabbit

Nailed it. I was going to say scary because it looks like Morpheus is about to call you. But yes. This.
For 8 years I tried. Finally I got my chance when a global pandemic ravaged my planet. Now they’re trying to put me back in.
Same. We don’t have the room in my office for everyone to be there all at once so I’m hoping we go hybrid instead. My wife’s office is the same. They have 7 rooms for 35 people in her team so unless they stack em shoulder to shoulder, there’s no way. Meanwhile, everyone in leadership has their own office. Ain’t that some shit?
As for me, my job involves a lot of salary discussions. Now, I don’t mind speaking openly about salaries. My personal belief is that salary discussions should be open and public. Not everyone thinks the way I do. And I know that if I’m placed in an open cubicle in a hallway, people to whom I report will not want to talk to me as often. I don’t mind either way. I like these people. But if leadership in my organization wants to do that to me, that’s probably what’s going to happen. It’s the nature of my job. I help write budgets and then do entry for nearly $60,000,000 of annual spending, including salaries for about a thousand positions. Nearly half of the entire organization falls under my purview. From division directors making $160k a year all the way down to part time housekeepers making 13 bucks an hour. So if they want me in a cubicle, that’s fine. I’ve done lots of time in cubicles. It doesn’t bother me much. But that could be a consequence of doing that to me.
I have an interview coming up for a job that pays twice as much and looks to be about as much work as I do now. I hope I get it. I think that my departure from this place will cause a hell of a fire. Maybe if I’d have got that promotion I’d been hinting at for some time, I wouldn’t have updated my resume. But here we are. I am no longer gruntled.
I have an interview coming up for a job that pays twice as much and looks to be about as much work as I do now. I hope I get it. I think that my departure from this place will cause a hell of a fire. Maybe if I’d have got that promotion I’d been hinting at for some time, I wouldn’t have updated my resume. But here we are. I am no longer gruntled.
Good luck!
And yep, I know exactly what you mean. A while ago I asked for 50k and remote, and boss jerked me around for months on it - moving goalposts, etc. When lo and behold, as soon as I put in my resignation they immediately offered me what I wanted, but of course by then I already had a much better offer in hand.
Whereas, as you know, if we’d been properly valued in the first place, we probably wouldn’t have been looking for a different jobs in the first place.
I feel like that’s one of the reasons for back to the office bullshit - being in an office makes it harder to interview for jobs.
This is the story of a man named Stanley.
Please let me leave
Nobody questions what is in the Stanley until you start slurring your morning huddle.
As someone who always worked in an open office, I wish…
It took a year and a half for me to escape one of those. It’s a mistake I’ve never repeated (yet).
A 12-pack fits perfectly in that bottom drawer. (I can vouch. Very handy for Friday night overtime code review.)
Hello IT… Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Heh. “Escape”. No one gets out alive.
The cubicles with low or no walls, so you can watch your coworkers eat and pick their nose are scarier.
This scenario has already inspired a lot of high-quality entertainment (i.e. Severance and the Stanley Parable).










