You may not like it, but this is what peak male form looks like
That is not a crab.
TIL I am peak male form
Rule 34 LGBT+ Edition says there’s an entire genre of these guys in gay porn. Source: *flashes iridescent gay membership card*
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Your choice when balding is to shave it and start lifting.
Nothing else.
Well, I’m halfway there.
Don’t forget the beard.
Bollocks. I’ve never lifted in my life. Bald for 25 years, and I’ve done alright for myself.
Well that’s, like, your opinion. Lotta people want to dig out that Picussy.
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I fired mine before it quit.
This will be bouncing around in my head for the rest of my life: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AD-E2B5GfI8
Making a phone call??? What is this?
Bros calling the cops on them because of the earshot sexual harassment
At least faking a call so they leave him alone.
You can listen to voice messages like this too you know?
Lies, that has to be on speakerphone.
I don’t always want people around me to listen to spicy voice mails from my SO.
Expedient texting. Or hanging out, but over distance.
Riddle me this, call not-likers: what is the difference between calling your friend, over the phone, and calling them on your teamspeak of choice (or whatever is popular these days).
Is it the impromptu nature of it? Just don’t answer when it’s not convenient then, it’s not the 90s, they can follow up with a text if you can’t pick up.
Is it the talking to people in general? Then I fail to see why calls are the issue.
This is assuming you know the personal calling, via callerID.
Is it you feel more rushed and flustered because you can’t see each other, and thus can’t pick up on visual cues?
All in all, thoroughly confused why people have an aversion to calls, I think they’re rather expedient and useful. Depending on what’s called for. (I feel this way in both work and social contexts).
I’m gonna stay in relatively decent shape, shave my head and take my future kids trick or treating as Agent 47.
Best part is it won’t matter what I wear I just need a barcode on my head.
Having a great personally is hot aswell as empathy/sympathy. 👌👌👌👌
All this DAD bod means is a woman wanted me to be her daddy.
This to real.
too reel
You don’t know where he’s going.
To real what?
To really emphasize this misuse of too and loose the point of the statement.
Bald guy still hot
I feel like I’m somewhere in the middle of these two.
You’re two chicks?
Is that the Freakin Reviews guy?
This comic is super old by now, but I quote it a lot IRL
Only shaved my head once. Been a burr boy since
