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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months ago

Murphy's law

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Murphy's law

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@LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish • 4 months ago
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  • @BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.world
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    84•4 months ago

    For all of y’all thinking about typing it out, the video is no longer available.

    We’ll never know.

    • @SendMePhotos@lemmy.world
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      58•4 months ago

      For those of you who are skeptical: https://spankbang.com/5ns26/video/japanese+vintage+milf

      • @Moc@lemmy.world
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        33•4 months ago

        Risky click of the day

      • @froh42@lemmy.world
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        15•4 months ago

        “This video is no longer available”

        • @HKPiax@lemmy.world
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          15•4 months ago

          I don’t know what I expected

    • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
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      10•4 months ago

      We can dream

  • stochastictrebuchet
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    60•4 months ago

    Betrayed by the global clipboard

    • @MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      1•4 months ago

      This is why you always copy something innocuous immediately after

  • Rentlar
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    42•4 months ago

    Did this guy start a Japanese learning course?

    • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      30•4 months ago

      Today’s lesson: Prepositions

      Come on me. Come with me. Come in me.

      • Fuck spez
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        4 months ago

        If you insist.

        Edit: Are those separate requests or all at once?

        • @MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net
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          9•4 months ago

          Only three four nine sixteen(?) ways to find out.

          • @Gutek8134@lemmy.world
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            17•4 months ago

            8 (2^3) if we count doing nothing, 7 otherwise

            • @knightmare1147@lemmy.world
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              9•4 months ago

              I’m learning so much

    • @rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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      12•4 months ago

      And people say you get nowhere by gooning

    • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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      4 months ago

      Remember class sometimes in Japanese no means yes

      Edit: before anyone thinks I’m making a rape joke. No. In Japan there is this weird cultural thing where Japanese women have to seem demure or shy. And they continue that appearance even during sex. Hence why many Japanese women will say things like だめ (dah-meh) which means no, やめて (yamete) which means stop or いたい (itai) which means it hurts during sex. But they actually mean the opposite.

      https://youtu.be/dr2xOQKpU90

      • @squid_slime@lemm.ee
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        7•4 months ago

        And how do I unlearn this?

      • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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        4•4 months ago

        In my experience, Japanese women say “I’m come” during sex. Hopefully they don’t mean the opposite.

        • @Numenor@lemmy.world
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          1•4 months ago

          Hi come, I’m Dad.

      • Rentlar
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        3•4 months ago

        Yeah, that’s what it means when it is said in the “you’re so naughty” sort of way.

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      5•4 months ago

      It was pure immersion learning

      So 3D POV porn has worked out the kinks, pun intended?

  • @serenissi@lemmy.world
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    18•4 months ago

    Sure the students got a good lesson thanks to kde connect.

  • @TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.world
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    14•4 months ago

    One time I was looking for /r/tinder and copied “tinder” from my clipboard to a teams chat with a colleague. I didn’t even try to explain, it would only make me look more sus.

  • bruhduh
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    13•4 months ago

  • bruhduh
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    13•4 months ago

    • @Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      1•4 months ago

      wait that’s in the actual manga?

      • bruhduh
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        1•4 months ago

        https://manga4life.com/manga/Mahou-Shoujo-ni-Akogarete

        • @Gonzako@lemmy.world
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          1•4 months ago

          yeah, but what episode tho

  • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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    10•4 months ago

    “kindly”

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      4•4 months ago

      “Would you kindly…”

  • Flying SquidM
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    7•4 months ago

    Credible at my alma mater.

  • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪
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    5•4 months ago

    Doing the lords work

  • spirinolas
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    Stepsister here. I tried to enter but got stuck in the log in screen

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