I have a newborn, I am technically alive. I am not hungover.
Eighteen year hangovers are the worst.
I’m neither of these people.
Catholics: Hungover and dutifully celebrating Mass.
hungover
You can leave the hyphen in there. It stays correct that way too.
Gatorade doesn’t help with hangovers; you need electrolytes. Coconut water is a good alternative. An electrolyte beverage like Electrolit, Liquid IV, or Body Armor are a decent second choice.
Gatorade has electrolytes.
It’s got what drunken sots crave
Yeah, just like Brawndo.
I can’t believe the number of downvotes I got. Just read the fucking ingredients you idiots. Gatorade is mostly sugar and carbs.
Better yet, go to a pharmacy and get a pack of electrolyte tablet for dirt cheap price.
Eat a banana and something salty.
Put salt on the banana and eat it while making eye-contact with your disgusted loved-ones.
Eat salt off your banana?