Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoCalling modern cellphones "phones" is like when old Star Trek called their little plastic data slabs "tapes".message-squaremessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1220arrow-down118
arrow-up1202arrow-down1message-squareCalling modern cellphones "phones" is like when old Star Trek called their little plastic data slabs "tapes".Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square49linkfedilink
minus-squareabrake@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·11 months agoIn America, a handjob is called a “Handy”
minus-squarespicehoarder@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·11 months agoIn Germany, they employ the whole person, not just the hand!
minus-squaremeyotch@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoI have yet to be actually paid for any hand job, in the USA or Germany.
minus-squarerottingleaf@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoAnd the girl a handmaiden
In America, a handjob is called a “Handy”
In Germany, they employ the whole person, not just the hand!
I have yet to be actually paid for any hand job, in the USA or Germany.
And the girl a handmaiden