Advertising they’re a real breadwinner.
That car better have good suspension.
Honestly I am a gluten stan since I discovered seitan. It’s a meat substitute made with wheat protein (gluten), some oil and spices. It has way more flavor and texture then tofu and you can make your own, just need gluten flour. This is why the top ingredient for a lot of fake meat products is vital wheat gluten, if not soy. Probably sucks if your a vegetarian with celiac though since it’s sort of getting in everything.
Though I doubt this person loves it as a meat substitute considering there love of lard.
I’m a gluten stan, too, but I still wouldn’t announce it on my car. (Although a “Hail seitan” bumper sticker would be pretty great.)
I used to eat so much seitan, but I can never make it well myself
For every
animalgluten you don’t eat, I’m going to eat three.Hail seitan!
“THE LARD IS GOOD”
Some of the most stable geniuses drive subarus
John Pinette: “I don’t know what gluten is but apparently it’s delicious”
Lard is best for weight gains! Your weight will go to the moon! With just a small integration of lard into your daily routine! Tired of being skinny and ugly? Now just be ugly with Lard! (Disclaimer: the bodily composition of a person on Lard treatment is heavily scewed toward increased body fat and decreased muscle, Lard Company LLC INC Charity is not responsible for adverse health complications as a result from over use of Lard.)
