Don’t you put my name on that disappointing hot leaf water.
But your name is literally James Tea Bag
Dammit, you stop that.
A cup of Rosy
For anyone who doesn’t know that’s Cockney rhyming slang. Cup of Rosy Lee rhymes with Cup of Tea. But they often omit the last word so it becomes a Cup of Rosy.
Another one is Apples which is slang for stairs. Since the full rhyming slang is Apples and Pears.
Also, a very common one.
“Blew a raspberry.”
Raspberry tart, fart.
Most people don’t know that “let’s get down to brass tacks” is a rhyme for “let’s get down to the facts” as well.
Why James? It isn’t short for anything like Joe is
So perhaps “A cup of Jim” for tea?
Makes sense to me!
Joe is short for Java, so a cup of ta ?
Cup of Alastair
Cup of dick
Cup of Ahh
236ml of James, to be exact.
Cup of 2 girls.
Because tea is shit.
